1320Lichtie Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Indeed, one of the first people I thought of in a thread about "beastisms". You should be proud. Says the boy that's in his mid 30s and sitting on the pc in his mum and dads house, where he still stays. You've got beast written all over you Stan!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 1888Lichtie may be the sort of utter cretin who eats steak pie and chips on holiday but by God, he's right about adults enjoying wrestling. Stop it. You are adults. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Even if that was true you still match almost every single point in the original post. Unlucky. 3 out of 36. Unlucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 1888Lichtie may be the sort of utter cretin who eats steak pie and chips on holiday but by God, he's right about adults enjoying wrestling. Stop it. You are adults. I can't believe that never made the update! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 I hadn't realised quite what a beast I was until reading this thread. It's mainly clothes-based crimes but I am unrepentant. I like slip-ons and have a keen interested in designer loafers I refuse to wear anything under shirts or jumpers I like vests (though mainly for boxing) I like a canvas belt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believe The Hype Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Agree with entire list with exception to one; absolutely nothing wrong with keeping coins in a back pocket. If keys are kept in a front pocket, which they should be, it saves having to rummage about next to your balls in a public place whilst trying to find the odds for a pint in a boozer, which looks beastly. Any man that smokes menthol's is worth a watching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 ^^^people who wear canvas belts. Doing the 'come ahead' stance to opposition fans at the football is also incredibly beastly behaviour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duszek Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Key janglers. Anyone with three or more keys on a chain, hanging from their belt. c***s to a man (and they're always, always men). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Them fucking wallet chains also, although their numbers appear to be dwindling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 I agree with almost everything on the lift but what is it with rugster hating men who stand up to wipe? I would like to add - men who wear a hat indoors, made even worse when they have a t shirt on and no jacket but still want to wear a hat. Men who wear gloves/scarves when not at the football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Whoa, whoa, whoa! A gentleman should always wear an undergarment under his shirt to prevent sweat staining. This may take the form of a "V" or crew necked t-shirt, though I would draw the line at wearing a vest. Vests are for beasts. To prevent sweat staining? Sounds like something a beast would require after carrying out beastly acts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 10, 2016 Author Share Posted February 10, 2016 I can't believe that never made the update! Accidentally missed, will be updated shortly. Sitting down in the shower is not coming off the list, and curry sauce is good with anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1455103923.752159.jpg ^^^people who wear canvas belts. Doing the 'come ahead' stance to opposition fans at the football is also incredibly beastly behaviour. I will be tracking you down and giving you the 'come ahead' stance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Accidentally missed, will be updated shortly. Sitting down in the shower is not coming off the list, and curry sauce is good with anything. Curry sauce is the mark of a true jakey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waal Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 The amount of beasts on here trying to defend standing up to wipe your hole is disturbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Accidentally missed, will be updated shortly. Sitting down in the shower is not coming off the list, and curry sauce is good with anything. What about grown men eating Ice Cream 99s? That's as creepy as it gets. I've attached an image as proof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 What about grown men eating Ice Cream 99s? That's as creepy as it gets. I've attached an image as proof. Grown men eating ice cream is not creepy, grown men watching other grown men eating ice cream is though!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnynivenEC Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Can we also add anyone who plays football and wears gloves whilst wearing a short sleeve top? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Utter c***s who wear a clip-on tie. Clip on ties are only acceptable if you have to wear a tie while working behind a bar. Men who own/use selfie sticks. Definitely for the watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Call me a bluff old traditionalist, but should 'enjoying sexual contact with weans' not be on the list? I'd hate to see anyone getting off due to an oversight. So to speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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