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Can we get a clear definition of 'standing up to wipe your arse' please?

I am in no way advocating standing completely as this would squash your shitey cheeks together. However a slight hover above the pan and a bit of a lean forward is surely acceptable to gain the necessary purchase whilst wiping.....?

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Can we get a clear definition of 'standing up to wipe your arse' please?

I am in no way advocating standing completely as this would squash your shitey cheeks together. However a slight hover above the pan and a bit of a lean forward is surely acceptable to gain the necessary purchase whilst wiping.....?

Agreed, sometimes ye dunno if yer finished wiping and the only way to find oot is having a wee peek

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People with a bunch of biro pens sticking out their shirt pockets.

Adult men wearing slip on shoes.

Adult men wearing football tops with their name on the back.

People who wear their glasses on a chain around their neck.

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