rodallegabombs Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Can we get a clear definition of 'standing up to wipe your arse' please? I am in no way advocating standing completely as this would squash your shitey cheeks together. However a slight hover above the pan and a bit of a lean forward is surely acceptable to gain the necessary purchase whilst wiping.....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Bairn Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 People that send their Bairns to school in shorts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Bairn Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Can we get a clear definition of 'standing up to wipe your arse' please? I am in no way advocating standing completely as this would squash your shitey cheeks together. However a slight hover above the pan and a bit of a lean forward is surely acceptable to gain the necessary purchase whilst wiping.....? Agreed, sometimes ye dunno if yer finished wiping and the only way to find oot is having a wee peek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 It's been repeatedly established that only utter minks sit down to wipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Jimmy Savile shaved in the shower in order to save time. As far as I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gannonball Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 People who clip their mobile phones onto their belt.. People dont still do that do they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodallegabombs Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Jimmy Savile shaved in the shower in order to save time. As far as I know. Probably pissed and shat in there too. Animal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 10, 2016 Author Share Posted February 10, 2016 Update 2 done thanks. Anything not included up until the post below has been rejected. It's been repeatedly established that only utter minks sit down to wipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praw Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 People with a bunch of biro pens sticking out their shirt pockets. Adult men wearing slip on shoes. Adult men wearing football tops with their name on the back. People who wear their glasses on a chain around their neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Men who wear pinky rings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Bairn Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Men who have a earing/earings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer Jag Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Wearing a short sleeved shirt with a tie. Groups of guys together in a pub all buying their own drinks instead of entering into a round are also worth the watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 People who share a pint in the pub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Utter c***s who wear a clip-on tie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Update 1 is done already. One a day may be too much to keep up with. Thanks That's beastiness right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Praw Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Men who wear briefs instead of boxers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Tommy soup Pretending to support Arbroath when you really support Celtic Not even posted on here and Stan is still thinking of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemillersmoustache Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Am I allowed to refer to Heinz Tomato Ketchup as Tommy K?So far only vertical hoop cleansing has me marked for extermination, a result I'd say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Adults liking/watching/fans of wrestling has to be one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 f**k all wrong with calling it a chipper! c***s that use a pedometer! Whats the point? Sounds close to peado-meter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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