Sergeant Wilson Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 1 hour ago, oaksoft said: I'm retired. I don't write every day. It's a hobby. A paid hobby. But a hobby nonetheless. A nobby in your case. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 oaksoft's porn scripts are one of the most bizarre pieces of P&B fantasy ever. It doesn't make any sense. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 50 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: A nobby in your case. Knobby? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 31 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: oaksoft's porn scripts are one of the most bizarre pieces of P&B fantasy ever. It doesn't make any sense. He did make a gallant stance for the greatly discriminated against anti-Trans lobbyists. Lest we forget. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 Do porn films even have scripts nowadays? I thought they just got on with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 A paid hobby for men and their Boaby. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said: oaksoft's porn scripts are one of the most bizarre pieces of P&B fantasy ever. It doesn't make any sense. I don't know why, but I've got it my head that one of his "scripts" would be a bald guy with a pencil thin tash and specs, wearing a knitted sleevless cardigan and biscuit brown corduroy trousers, having fully clothed missionary sex with his eyes tight shut, jaw gritted, with a pillow over the woman's face so he wouldn't have to look her in the eyes. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonksy+HisChristianParade Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 10 minutes ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: I don't know why, but I've got it my head that one of his "scripts" would be a bald guy with a pencil thin tash and specs, wearing a knitted sleevless cardigan and biscuit brown corduroy trousers, having fully clothed missionary sex with his eyes tight shut, jaw gritted, with a pillow over the woman's face so he wouldn't have to look her in the eyes. Legitimately one of the weirdest posts I’ve ever read on here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 17 minutes ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: I don't know why, but I've got it my head that one of his "scripts" would be a bald guy with a pencil thin tash and specs, wearing a knitted sleevless cardigan and biscuit brown corduroy trousers, having fully clothed missionary sex with his eyes tight shut, jaw gritted, with a pillow over the woman's face so he wouldn't have to look her in the eyes. Congratulations, you managed to post fantasy even stranger than oaksoft. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 23 minutes ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: I don't know why, but I've got it my head that one of his "scripts" would be a bald guy with a pencil thin tash and specs, wearing a knitted sleevless cardigan and biscuit brown corduroy trousers, having fully clothed missionary sex with his eyes tight shut, jaw gritted, with a pillow over the woman's face so he wouldn't have to look her in the eyes. Are you suggesting there’s alternatives to this? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 (edited) On 13/07/2022 at 09:51, DA Baracus said: The fares have been rising every year, for years, but now that's the fault of the drivers? Of course. On 13/07/2022 at 09:56, oaksoft said: What on earth are you talking about? The full pay rise is not £33 per month per driver. It looks like you're struggling to keep up with the conversation. Looks like you're struggling with the irony. On 13/07/2022 at 13:57, 19QOS19 said: Indeed. I wonder... Me, too. On 13/07/2022 at 18:31, superbigal said: Plenty public sector workers would be horrified to have to work beyond 50. My old man retired at 49 with cooncil upping his service from 27 years to full 40 (wanted rid after regions disappeared) Canny old fucker has now been creaming half wages for 27 years since 1995, with no prospect of my inheritance any time soon. No wonder pension funds are fuckked. Good for him. 21 hours ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: Slow day today on the porn scripts auld yin? Maybe the viagra hasn't kicked in yet. 15 hours ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: I don't know why, but I've got it my head that one of his "scripts" would be a bald guy with a pencil thin tash and specs, wearing a knitted sleevless cardigan and biscuit brown corduroy trousers, having fully clothed missionary sex with his eyes tight shut, jaw gritted, with a pillow over the woman's face so he wouldn't have to look her in the eyes. Maybe you could start your own porn writing business, although it could be a fairly niche market... Edited July 15, 2022 by Jacksgranda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.V.T. Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 Full timetable back from next Wed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 14 hours ago, oaksoft said: That idea was soundly rejected. What if he changed the colour of the cords? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 Jeezo. Spoken like a man. [emoji38] This is why I don't write for male directors. I haven't found one who doesn't still have an 1800s view of sex.You're trying to take the moral high ground on porn films? Fucking hell. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 5 minutes ago, 'WellDel said: What if he changed the colour of the cords? They come in other colours? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 8 minutes ago, mathematics said: They come in other colours? Yellow, always yellow. I think you'll find this look is guaranteed to, ahem, 'lubricate', the appropriate areas. This female orientated porn gig is a cinch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 Is oaksoft Chuck Tingle? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 Just now, 'WellDel said: Yellow, always yellow. I think you'll find this look is guaranteed to, ahem, 'lubricate', the appropriate areas. This female orientated porn gig is a cinch. Is that yellow? Looks brown to me. Caramel, if I’m putting on my middle-class pants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 2 hours ago, 'WellDel said: Yellow, always yellow. I think you'll find this look is guaranteed to, ahem, 'lubricate', the appropriate areas. This female orientated porn gig is a cinch. That is gold. You Motherwell fans would probably term it amber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotownClic Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 4 hours ago, oaksoft said: There was no irony. He mistakenly thought the pay-rise was actually £33 per month. ETA. What dictionary are you using for the word irony anyway? Why would you think his comment was irony? Smartarse maybe. Irony though? I'm pretty sure I know how much my pay rise is. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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