BFTD Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 "You'll never find me defending Universal Credit - either the theory behind it or the practical implementation of it" Just wanted to enshrine this quote from Oaksoft, who did indeed celebrate Universal Credit on here when it was new, as a means to GIRU the workshy poor. An even bigger volte-face than that made by its father, Iain Duncan Smith. Apologies to the folk who've got him on ignore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 1 hour ago, ICTChris said: He’s registered minter. 1 hour ago, oaksoft said: I would rather lick the base of a lampost -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 Some huge guy with metal teeth was in my seat once. We had a bit of too and fro and I ended up kicking him right through the window. It was raining so I got a bit damp, luckily there were loads of seats available elsewhere on the train so I moved. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Some huge guy with metal teeth was in my seat once. We had a bit of too and fro and I ended up kicking him right through the window. It was raining so I got a bit damp, luckily there were loads of seats available elsewhere on the train so I moved. That deserves a like Roger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 2 hours ago, oaksoft said: I would rather lick the base of a lampost than use public transport. We all would. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 (edited) I was in a desert town in Egypt, minding my own business, when this scary looking guy approached me with a sword, throwing out all these martial art moves. I flashed the lid of my yoghurt pot and he scarpered. Edited June 26, 2022 by welshbairn 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 4 hours ago, Aufc said: Just needs to be planned correctly. Use a limited company with childrens included and get a legal document foregoing any loan created by the purchase of assets Everything else aside, anyone who accepts estate planning from a poster on the general nonsense forum of a football site deserves to lose every penny they have ever owned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: Everything else aside, anyone who accepts estate planning from a poster on the general nonsense forum of a football site deserves to lose every penny they have ever owned. You don't own pennies. Or even pounds. You're merely holding them until someone else takes them from you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 my retirement plan is to rob drug dealers with a shotgun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 my retirement plan is to rob drug dealers with a shotgun.Probably safer to rob unarmed drug dealers. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted June 26, 2022 Share Posted June 26, 2022 27 minutes ago, ICTChris said: my retirement plan is to rob drug dealers with a shotgun. I’d rob drug dealers that don’t have shotguns. Less chance of them shooting you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 11 hours ago, ICTChris said: my retirement plan is to rob drug dealers with a shotgun. Better robbing train drivers. They’re minted and rarely armed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Self-raising Lazarus Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 2 hours ago, Scary Bear said: Better robbing train drivers. They’re minted and rarely armed. Guarantees three meals a day, a shower and a roof over your head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 14 hours ago, ICTChris said: my retirement plan is to rob drug dealers with a shotgun. Armed robbery was always my retirement plan. One big job. I don't have a history of that and wouldn't be an immediate suspect, unless I get caught in the act. Unfortunately, technology has overtaken me and cash businesses that hold enough to be worth the risk are harder to find. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 19 hours ago, oaksoft said: Years ago, I once had a drunk guy refuse to move out of my seat that I'd reserved. He was a lot bigger than me. I shrugged my shoulders, opened my rucksack on his table, pulled out a huge bottle of Yogurt, gave it a big shake and as I removed the cap said "Suit yourself. Don't say I didn't warn you". And he moved immediately. To this day, I actually don't know if I would have followed through with pouring it all over him. I was at Carlisle before I stopped shaking. 19 hours ago, oaksoft said: I would rather lick the base of a lampost than use public transport. Which is it? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 25 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Armed robbery was always my retirement plan. One big job. I don't have a history of that and wouldn't be an immediate suspect, unless I get caught in the act. Unfortunately, technology has overtaken me and cash businesses that hold enough to be worth the risk are harder to find. No one uses cash now so the banks are full of it. Shitebag 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParsJake Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 21 hours ago, BFTD said: "You'll never find me defending Universal Credit - either the theory behind it or the practical implementation of it" Just wanted to enshrine this quote from Oaksoft, who did indeed celebrate Universal Credit on here when it was new, as a means to GIRU the workshy poor. An even bigger volte-face than that made by its father, Iain Duncan Smith. Apologies to the folk who've got him on ignore. You're on an absolute mission with him these days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 2 minutes ago, ParsJake said: You're on an absolute mission with him these days. The Tabbys policing of Oaksoft is genuinely funny to me. I really enjoy it -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParsJake Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 18 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: The Tabbys policing of Oaksoft is genuinely funny to me. I really enjoy it I've only recently picked up on it, but for all I know it could have been going for years and I'm also finding it most amusing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted June 27, 2022 Share Posted June 27, 2022 5 hours ago, Self-raising Lazarus said: Guarantees three meals a day, a shower and a roof over your head. And an active sex life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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