madwullie Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Literally. I literally died laughing. OED have changed the definition of literally to also mean figuratively because so many people use it wrongly. It now means what it means, and the exact opposite of what it means. Genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 OED have changed the definition of literally to also mean figuratively because so many people use it wrongly. It now means what it means, and the exact opposite of what it means. Genius My blood literally boiled when I read this so I looked up the entry: This use can lead to unintentional humorous effects ( we were literally killing ourselves laughing) and is not acceptable in formal contexts, though it is widespread. I don't think they've changed the definition so much as point out its common usage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 The proof is in the pudding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killie_lad Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Fatboy slim - praise you like a shoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 OED have changed the definition of literally to also mean figuratively because so many people use it wrongly. It now means what it means, and the exact opposite of what it means. Genius That's a woman, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Heard one on the radio where the guy thought the phrase was "bombsy tit", as in "tidy your bedroom it looks like a bombsy tit". (Bomb has hit it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 some of these are malapropisms and some mere mondegreens now, if something is neither here nor there then where the hell ls it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Was once shown a letter addressed to a Dental Optician Specialising in eye teeth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Bombfire. Fucking bombfire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Are you suggesting squid aren't damp The one that rips my knitting is people who misuse 'the exception that proves the rule' saying. Not for the first time kincardine - you have broadened my horizons. I have been using the ' exception that proves the rule' nonsense all wrong (I actually was pretty sure it didn't make sense but it made me sound cool so went along for shits n giggles). Now I know. It's a weird one and I reckon I'll not get to use it anymore. But if I do get to use it correctly I'll know who to thank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenlantern Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 "Was just heading out the door when the boss clobbered me". No, you mean he collared you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Pre-Madonna is my favourite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tight minge Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Had the misfortune to work with a complete bellend many years ago. Although holding a management position his grasp of English was appalling, but that never stopped him trying to look smarter than he was. During an operations meeting, he waffled on about something or other, he concluded his little speech by saying "but I'm going off on a tandem". Everyone had the politeness to just sit in embarrassed silence except myself who couldn't control my laughter (not professional from myself, but his drivel and word/phrase miss use was constant). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curva Nord Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Stolen from another site.................. "Maths is my R Kelly's heel" Anyone got other examples? Also heard hercules heel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Not a saying...but many years ago my sister asked what a horses hoe was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 My boss sent out a group email setting out company standards and emphasising the importance of correct grammar, punctuation and spelling in all written communications. He finished up by writing " I should of thought you would all be setting an example" I thought about it. Then replied to all saying "It's should have, not should of" c**t got me on a disciplinary a week later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madwullie Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 My blood literally boiled when I read this so I looked up the entry: This use can lead to unintentional humorous effects ( we were literally killing ourselves laughing) and is not acceptable in formal contexts, though it is widespread. I don't think they've changed the definition so much as point out its common usage. c. colloq. Used to indicate that some (freq. conventional) metaphorical or hyperbolical expression is to be taken in the strongest admissible sense: ‘virtually, as good as’; (also) ‘completely, utterly, absolutely’.Now one of the most common uses, although often considered irregular in standard English since it reverses the original sense of literally (‘not figuratively or metaphorically’) This is from the OED. People don't talk in formal contexts. But they have formalised the fact that people are so fucking thick they have used the word wrongly for so often, that this is now an accepted usage, and therefore a definition of the word. This makes my head literally explode in anger FYI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 This is from the OED. People don't talk in formal contexts. But they have formalised the fact that people are so fucking thick they have used the word wrongly for so often, that this is now an accepted usage, and therefore a definition of the word. This makes my head literally explode in anger FYI Language constantly evolves. Season has become an acceptable word for series over here, which pisses me off, but you can't fight the tide. You have to embrace this shit.Anyway I knew someone who would always come out with wrong expressions, look a gift horse in the mouse, throw a monkey in the works. She also always said howanever. f**k knows where she got all this from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 They have formalised the fact that people are so fucking thick they have used the word wrongly for so often, that this is now an accepted usage, and therefore a definition of the word. This makes my head literally explode in anger FYI Wullie, I feel your pain and I utterly deprecate this shift in meaning. People who use 'literally' when they mean 'not literally' should be water-boarded. I sometimes post on a football message-board where posters use 'new' when they actually mean 'same'. Oh what japes we have! You should join it just for the laughs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted January 27, 2016 Share Posted January 27, 2016 Language constantly evolves. Season has become an acceptable word for series over here, which pisses me off, but you can't fight the tide. You have to embrace this shit. True - for example "awful" used to mean "inspiring awe" ie the exact opposite of what it does now. "artificial" used to mean carefully handmade, ditto. It constantly happens, and there's no way you can preserve language in aspic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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