WhiteRoseKillie Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 "That's ironic." No, it (98% of the time, absolute minimum) fucking isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbes20silkcut Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 I used to go on a out orthodontic shoes, Then I was told it was its orthopaedic, shoes. I stood corrected! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Actually lolled at that R Kelly's heel line will be using that in future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haggis man Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Its still the same club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 "I literally shat myself" When the person didn't actually shit themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer Jag Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 People saying "genuinely" when they mean "generally". Pedal stool instead of pedistal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 I had a manager, who was great at her job and for my career, but she said 'pacifically' all the time when she meant 'specifically'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Pedal stool instead of pedistal. c***s who use 'pedistal' when the mean 'pedestal'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 "That's ironic." No, it (98% of the time, absolute minimum) fucking isn't. I had a work colleague that said this all the time when anything occurred that was slightly coincidental. Colleague: Your name Sir? Customer: John MacDonald Colleague: How ironic, my last name is also MacDonald. I had a manager, who was great at her job and for my career, but she said 'pacifically' all the time when she meant 'specifically'. I was once asked at work if I won the lottery where would I go on holiday. I said somewhere hot. I was then asked by my boss to be more Pacific, which I replied Tonga. She was utterly bamboozled why people were laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 In terms of using completely the wrong word, the worst I remember was years ago when a bunch of Glasgow metal bands were doing a charity show in the Venue (now the G2) doing a set of AC/DC covers with mix & match line0ups from different bands. The rehearsal was early one Friday night, and as we were packing up. the young bass player for a newish band piped up "So, are we gonny make a night of it - go out and chase some scrotum?" You could have heard a pin drop, with everybody looking at each other wondering who was going to be the one to ask. Finally, someone said "Rick, do you know what a scrotum is?" "Aye, birds..." No prizes for what his nickname was from then on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnstoun Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Randomguy using literally when he should literally be using practically practically every time. c**t thinks he's Jamie Redknapp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Was once shown a letter addressed to a Dental Optician Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 I was once asked at work if I won the lottery where would I go on holiday. I said somewhere hot. I was then asked by my boss to be more Pacific, which I replied Tonga. She was utterly bamboozled why people were laughing. I hope your boss wasn't Supras. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 "That's ironic." No, it (98% of the time, absolute minimum) fucking isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Doesn't surprise me given the English barely pronounce their 'R's. What? There we have it. The English have just one accent that they all use. And none of us, not even those from the south west, pronounce their 'R's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Unconsciously instead of subconsciously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
placidcasual Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Someone I knew made a wallet out of duck tape and nothing else. They actually used it for a good few years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Many years ago my old neighbour got a dildo rail in her living room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forest_Fifer Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 26, 2016 Share Posted January 26, 2016 I had an ex who quite happily used to chant along with Deacon Blue's biggest hit, belting out "a chute called Dignity". Aye, he sailed a playpark toy up the west coast, ya pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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