Deeboy Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Calling your girlfriend or wife 'babe' makes you a worse human than Adolf Hitler or Bill Clinton. This man speaks sense, heed it. Bunch of fucking whipped shitehouses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Sis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 I usually assess the mood of the Kommandant before deciding how to address her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Boy in the work uses 'the taliban' to describe his wife. I'm pretty sure it's used in her company too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 22, 2016 Share Posted January 22, 2016 Sis. You living out Fife these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 That bitch! She ended the relationship this afternoon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al B Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Back when we first started seeing each other I sent a text last thing at night to say "Goodnight Sweetheart", but was only half paying attention and what I actually sent was "Goodnight Sweetbeard", so sweetbeard was used by both of us in a jokey way for a while. Over time it's shortened and now we both generally call each other Beard. Can only think of a handful of times we've actually used each others proper name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 That bitch! She ended the relationship this afternoon! She's also just increased her life expectancy by about 20 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Back when we first started seeing each other I sent a text last thing at night to say "Goodnight Sweetheart", but was only half paying attention and what I actually sent was "Goodnight Sweetbeard", so sweetbeard was used by both of us in a jokey way for a while. Over time it's shortened and now we both generally call each other Beard. Can only think of a handful of times we've actually used each others proper name. Aye, that's the reason why she refers to you as her 'beard' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted January 23, 2016 Author Share Posted January 23, 2016 Sadly I am a walloper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Sweet Petes mrs must call him cunty chops on account of his brash personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Your need of attention from Pete must make his missus sick and/or jealous. You're like a smelly lovesick puppy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 I just want to be 100% sure he hates me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 I call her Nicole, she calls me Papa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 She's also just increased her life expectancy by about 20 years. I shouldn't have , but I did! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Pizza Daniel... Is that you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 You living out Fife these days? That was my ex - used to call her 'Cous'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 I shouldn't have , but I did! I did too JG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sureiknow Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Haven't got one. I'm a sad b*****d!! But happy ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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