Savage Henry Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Hilary Swank was cut by the censors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Scorpio Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Iain Good, ex-Brechin full back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Stuart Broad is quite thin. A classic "you had to be there not funny when written down on a message board" moment was my pal half cut at the Scotland V England ODI at the Grange shouting " ho, Broad, yer more long". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Walt Dis nae but Brian may Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Ian Huntley is not from Huntly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Walt Dis nae but Brian may Sadly for that play on words, George Will won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Iain Good, ex-Brechin full back. May as well add Charlie King - Turns out he has no relation to the royal family at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Tom English - actually Oirish and prattles on tediously about Scottish fitba' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Danny Swanson's parents are in fact geese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Tim Henman isn't a Celtic supporting egg layer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Tony Watt - not powerful or bright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted January 19, 2016 Author Share Posted January 19, 2016 Grim O'Berry - Bury pronounced berry FTFY Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Footballers: Jimmy Johnstone, Willie Johnston, Derek Johnstone, Allan Johnston - none of them born in Johnstone but serial killer, Peter Tobin - not born in Tobin, California was born in Johnstone Co-incidence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Moray eels did not originate in North-East Scotland. St Johnstone FC DIS in fact originate in Johnstone, Renfrewshie, but quickly recognised it as being a tip and moved to another tip some 70 miles to the north and east. As the club name had already been embroidered on the strips, though, they decided to keep it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 German footballer Stefan Kuntz is actually a nice guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Anne Frank was rather circumspect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dee_62 Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 US soccer star Steve Doerr used to procrastinate like f**k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Hassan Whiteside isn't half-albino. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Walt Dis nae but Brian may Brian May is a slightly more optimistic version of Brian Cant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted January 19, 2016 Author Share Posted January 19, 2016 Pat Cash - only carries debit/credit cards Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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