tongue_tied_danny Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 I've never been one for wearing hats, indeed I've always firmly believed that anybody who places one on their napper deserves to have it nailed to their fucking skull. However, I'm now rethinking my stance as I'm as bald as a cueball. So, P 'n' B fashionistas, recommend a hat that'll keep me warm and make me look cool as f**k at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilky1878 Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 be the first hipster to bring back the pickelhaube to the UK (as modelled by lovely ladies of the Swedish Royal Guard) Failing that a traditional blue bonnet and a big beard should make you look quite hard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 I've never been one for wearing hats, indeed I've always firmly believed that anybody who places one on their napper deserves to have it nailed to their fucking skull. However, I'm now rethinking my stance as I'm as bald as a cueball. So, P 'n' B fashionistas, recommend a hat that'll keep me warm and make me look cool as f**k at the same time. ^^^^^^Ushanka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 If you want to look like an absolute c**t... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 The Bunnet's best advice was to use a biscuit tin. f**k this new man Italian wallet shite. Am I conflating two threads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted January 4, 2016 Author Share Posted January 4, 2016 swedish women in pickelhaubes.jpg be the first hipster to bring back the pickelhaube to the UK (as modelled by lovely ladies of the Swedish Royal Guard) Nah, I'd look like the bass player from The Sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 I got a new one that's nice will post a pic tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 I'm sure someone on here has an R2D2 beanie hat. He's winning at life whoever he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 The Bunnet's best advice was to use a biscuit tin. f**k this new man Italian wallet shite. Am I conflating two threads? Quite right. You stick to mono brow movement. Pluck off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caley fan Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Boy at my work turned up with one if these the other week. Thought it was a belter myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Get something with a brim - keeps the sun/wind out of your eyes in the summer, and is magic during rainstorms in the winter, especially if you wear glasses. I had one of these bad boys until I left it on a train last year - was the envy/laughing stock of the town before, and now I'm bereft Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Get something with a brim - keeps the sun/wind out of your eyes in the summer, and is magic during rainstorms in the winter, especially if you wear glasses. I had one of these bad boys until I left it on a train last year - was the envy/laughing stock of the town before, and now I'm bereft And how many crocodiles have you wrestled? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Get a coif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 And how many crocodiles have you wrestled? Crocodiles? None. Insatiable cougars, thoroughbred fillies, and sultry vixens, on the other hand? No, still none Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caley fan Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Suppose it's ok if all you can grow is bumfluff. That's something I struggle with actually, I would be happy just having the option to grow a beard, but no matter how long I leave it, all I'm left with is bum fluff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.