Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 To paraphrase Homer Simpson, it's going to take a whole lot of alcohol to clean up this mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Did Wisbit just try to prove the square-ness of an object by posting a picture of the item, with the main point of his argument completely covered? Terrific. Wisbit making Philpy look like the chairman of Mensa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 1, 2016 Author Share Posted January 1, 2016 This http://www.noteverythingsucks.com/blog/huevos-b*****dos I've just consumed a version of this, now my nose won't stop running. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Stubbs Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Powerade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Bacon roll, broon sauce and a can of irn bru. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Bacon roll, broon sauce and a can of irn bru. Kens the score. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CountyFan Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Capri Sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Steak pie & mash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Medium hangover - a few beers and a roll and sausage. Real hangover - ice poles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwellfan Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Genuinely don't get the Irn Bru next day thing. Last thing I'd want near a hungover stomach is something fizzy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Genuinely don't get the Irn Bru next day thing. Last thing I'd want near a hungover stomach is something fizzy. This. I spew. Same with milk, small amounts at regular intervals. Anymore than a glass at once then it's hello last nights bevvy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Had two of those rehydration sachets and a caffeine tablet in preparation for the in laws arriving any time now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 These drinks filled with raw eggs, tomato juice and spices...is the point supposed to be that the sheer foulness takes your mind off how awful you feel otherwise? Like a boot in the pie stops a lassie complaining about a sprained elbow (allegedly, etc). If so, we need to start putting about the new wonder cure for 2016 and see if the Beeb will run a story on it - there's bound to be someone stupid enough to actually try a dog turd smoothie if it's recommended to them. With a touch of tarragon and greek yoghurt, for extra believability. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 I sometimes have tomato juice with cracked black pepper and Lea & Perrins or Tabasco sauce. Why don't you just add vodka? A shower (sitting down if particularly bad) and a coffee normally makes me feel better. I try and go for a walk outside too. I tend to wake up feeling lethargic and shite most of the time anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Why don't you just add vodka? A shower (sitting down if particularly bad) and a coffee normally makes me feel better. I try and go for a walk outside too. I tend to wake up feeling lethargic and shite most of the time anyway. Do you get the rubber pants on prescription? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Furious wanking. That and scrambled eggs on toast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 In still pissed. How the f**k do I cure that? Furious wanking. That and scrambled eggs on toast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Why don't you just add vodka? A shower (sitting down if particularly bad) and a coffee normally makes me feel better. I try and go for a walk outside too. I tend to wake up feeling lethargic and shite most of the time anyway. At least you'd see a lot more than just walking round the living room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Morning: one pint of orange juice and bacon roll Mid morning snack: Coffee and biscuits Lunch: Tuna Roll with Cola Afternoon snack: Ice cream Tea: Anything greasy Nighttime snack: chocolate and Irn Bru. During the day consume as much Irn Bru and diluting orange as you can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 1, 2016 Share Posted January 1, 2016 Morning: one pint of orange juice and bacon roll Mid morning snack: Coffee and biscuits Lunch: Tuna Roll with Cola Afternoon snack: Ice cream Tea: Anything greasy Nighttime snack: chocolate and Irn Bru. During the day consume as much Irn Bru and diluting orange as you can If you can do that you've not got a hangover. A hangover, from memory, is lying, wretching the dry boak on the toilet floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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