nsr Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 4 hours ago, Old Diamond said: What goes Black White Black White Black Grey Black Black A nun on a spit ^^ The latest fundraising proposal from Bunion Bears. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 The great thing about international men’s day is that it lasts till 4:25 AM tomorrowWe get an extra 18.4% for no apparent reason 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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IainMorton Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 A Scotsman, Irishman, Englishman and stunning blonde are sitting in a train carriage. The train goes through a tunnel and the carriage is plunged into darkness. Suddenly, a loud “smack” can be heard and when the train emerges into daylight, the Englishman is sitting holding his face which is now bright red. He thinks “someone must have touched up the blonde girl and she thought it was me” The Irishman thinks “he must have made a move on her and she’s slapped him, good on her” The blonde girl thinks “he must have tried to feel me up but got one of them instead, and they have smacked him” The Scotsman thinks “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can thump that English c**t again” 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 what did prince andrew wear to jeffrey epstein's pool party ? a pair of spaedos.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jagfox Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 My Grandparents were named Pearl and Dean but we just called them Grandma and Grandpapa.papa , papa, pa, papa, pa... 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 My Grandparents were named Pearl and Dean but we just called them Grandma and Grandpapa.papa , papa, pa, papa, pa...© Milton Jones 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 5 minutes ago, Mr X said: 7 hours ago, jagfox99 said: My Grandparents were named Pearl and Dean but we just called them Grandma and Grandpapa.papa , papa, pa, papa, pa... © Milton Jones Who? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike rankine Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 [emoji2398] Milton Jones Nah, Allan Stewart (now almost 70 years old) was telling that one years and years ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 Who? [emoji848]The guy who's joke you just stole Nah, Allan Stewart (now almost 70 years old) was telling that one years and years ago.Shirley you mean, nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nahnahnah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Robin.Hood Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AL-FFC Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 One night, as he finished his last beer, Joe's doorbell rang. He answered the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the neck and threw him across the room, then left. The next night, the doorbell rang, and found the same six- foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left. The same thing happened the next night. This time, he was kneed in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then the big bug left. The following day, Joe went to see his doctor. He explained the events of the preceding four nights. "What can I do?" he pleaded. "Not much" the doctor replied. "There's just a nasty bug going around." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 This year I’ve got a Jehovah's Witness advent calendar. Behind every door someone tells me to piss off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lee Van Tee Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 I was taking a short cut through the woods this morning and I couldn't help thinking how odd it is that you never see porno mags in bushes anymore. And you never see bushes in porno mags anymore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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