Kuro Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 Did you hear about the thalidomide porn star? Arm like a baby's c*ck 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted April 30, 2019 Share Posted April 30, 2019 Just back from a really emotional wedding, even the cake was in tiers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 Apparently, halal chicken is killed in the traditional Muslim way How the f**k do you strap a rucksack onto a chicken ? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 My wife told me “Sex is much better on holiday “ Not the best postcard I’ve ever received tbh 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 Premature ejaculator seeks fit woman for no strings attached fun . Must have full lips , large breasts , long lithesome legs ....pert backside....oh god Nevermind 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 Guy turns up at a fancy dress party wearing only a pair of Y-fronts and announces he's a premature ejaculation. When asked to explain, he says "I've just come in my pants." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuro Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 What's the smallest pub I the world? The Thalidomide Arms 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted May 7, 2019 Share Posted May 7, 2019 I was just asked by a Chinese drug lord “ have you seen my cocaine ? “ I replied “ not since he was in Zulu “ 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 The only way you’ll see a comeback as good as Liverpool’s is if Maddie McCann turns up at school tomorrow 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QoS_1919 Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 What's the smallest pub I the world? The Thalidomide ArmsPepp, really, for fucks sake that is shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QoS_1919 Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeVanTeeth Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 I plugged in my Les Paul, turned it up full and leaned it against my Marshall amp. I then held my phone beside it for a minute. That's the last time British Gas will ask me for some feedback. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 17 hours ago, kennysmassiveego said: The only way you’ll see a comeback as good as Liverpool’s is if Maddie McCann turns up at school tomorrow Wouldn't she be too old for school by now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 47 minutes ago, nsr said: Wouldn't she be too old for school by now? Moot point, she's minhoca fodder. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 Or a pile of ashes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pull My Strings Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 "Baker devastated by BBC sacking" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 The Mrs asked me if I could be more like Liverpool during sex What the f*ck do you mean ? I asked She replied “ Stay on top for ages then come 2nd “ 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeVanTeeth Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Jeremy Kyle, 4 kids, an addiction issue and unemployed. Can anyone recommend a TV show to help him? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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