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Is it just me or are jokes becoming less popular nowadays? There used to always be good jokes flying about and now when this comes up the only ones I know are from my childhood years, it's as if they're a thing of the past. I blame social media.

Anyway, Irish family sitting in front of the TV and the husband says to the wife "close your legs, the K-I-D-S can see your c**t"

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Which cheese can you use to get a bear out of a cave?

Come on bear

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

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What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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Should that not finish, ..................but nun came to mind?

Have you just pope'd on to this thread to point that out.

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I dont know, when do the jokes start?

Jokes the coal men start at 5am.

(Dirty jokes.)

Edited by Albino Rover

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A duck walks into a library and asks, "Got any duck food?"

The librarian replies, "Ha, no, I'm sorry, this is a library, there's a garden centre just up the road though, they might have some"

The next day the duck walks into the same library and asks, "Got any duck food?"

"No, I told you yesterday - this is a library."

The next day the duck walks into the same library and asks, "Got any duck food?"

"Look, I've told you no twice already - if you ask me one more time then I'm gonna nail your f***in' beak to this f***in' desk, you got that?!"

The third day the duck walks into the same library and asks,"Got any nails?"

"Nails? Erm, no!"

"Good. Got any duck food?"

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