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Mick Is standing at the bus stop.

Paddy stops by In his car, says to mick, "you want a lift"??

Mick says "no thanks, I'll miss my bus".

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What's the difference between The_Kincardine and a camel?

a camel can go a day without drinking

What does Grimbo eat for breakfast?

ruins every thread flakes

Go on Bob, I'll munch, show me a thread that's ruined because of me? Haha

Grimbo

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What kind of Bee can you get milk from?

Boo bees.

Those Christmas crackers were well worth the money wi jokes like that.

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What's the difference between Dave Coaches and Magee?

Is it that one's a boring shitbag and the others a boring bag o shit?

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What's the difference between force and gravity?

Is this about that guy who 'tripped' and fell inside that burd and got cleared of rape?

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What's the difference between Harchester United and Liverpool?

Harchester United have won the premier league.

What's the difference between Harchester United and Liverpool?

Harchester United have won the premier league.

I'll have fish & chips twice.

ok fellah I heard you the 1st time

Grimbo

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A rather shy young man was lying in bed with his new bride on their wedding night. She asked him why during the 5 years they had courted he had never tried to be intimate or cop a feel between her legs. The shy young man replied that he wouldn't dare and his mother had warned him that the thing between a woman's legs had teeth that would bite off anything that touched it. "That's a load of nonsense" said the bride, "we're married now so go on have a look".

The young man hesitantly moved down for a look. "See", said his wife, "there's no teeth there".

"No wonder", he replied, "the gums are fucking rotten."

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“Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.”

“You have ingested a large number of hallucinogens. Please calm down, you’re missing most of your skin.”

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Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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