19QOS19 Posted December 28, 2022 Share Posted December 28, 2022 Two cows in a field:- Cow 1: Moooooo Cow 2: Ya b*****d! I was about to say that! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiffRaff Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 Two cows on a field and one says "What fo you think about this mad cow disease then?". The other replies "Doesn't bother me as I am a toaster.". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 Two fish in a tank. One says, "You drive and I'll fire the gun." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 46 minutes ago, GordonD said: Two fish in a tank. One says, "You drive and I'll fire the gun." There’s a PnB specific joke in there for someone (cleverer than me) about something something self propelled gun… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 If you go for a dump tonight before midnight and finish after midnight it will be a different year, same shit. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital? I.C.U 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted December 31, 2022 Share Posted December 31, 2022 My mate is in A&E after swallowing some lego. The doctors aren’t worried, but he’s shitting bricks. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Old Lang Sign 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottsdad Posted January 2 Share Posted January 2 I see they're having trouble putting the lid on Pele's coffin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiepiemuncher Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottsdad Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 I have a friend who worships certain shades of blue. He's a cyantologist. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Theroadlesstravelled Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 My friend claims he can build a gun using his new 3D printer. But I’m not impressed. I’ve had a canon printer for years. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Next time you see a dirty Iveco van you know what to do!!! 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theatom Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Oldie but always worth a re-telling… Nine Wells maternity and the couple have a new baby boy. Wifey -’what should we call him’ Hubby ‘Nathan’ Wifey ‘Naw! We need to call him somethin’” 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GordonD Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 Forgot to empty my catheter bag before I went into the sauna. It really boiled my piss. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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