GordonD Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 I hate it when folk complain that jokes posted here were ripped off from comedians. FFS, if I could write stuff like that I'd be on stage myself, I wouldn't be posting it on here for folk to read for nothing. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 50 minutes ago, GordonD said: I hate it when folk complain that jokes posted here were ripped off from comedians. FFS, if I could write stuff like that I'd be on stage myself, I wouldn't be posting it on here for folk to read for nothing. ‘Things you hate’ thread for this pish. Every joke I’ve posted on here has been an original. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 ‘Things you hate’ thread for this pish. Every joke I’ve posted on here has been an original.Yes but “original” for you is pre-historic for us 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 . 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 The Royal Mail Post Office is to be renamed the Charles III Post Office. Or C3PO for short. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 I went to a porn stars reunion yesterday. It was nice to come across some old faces again... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 Because they're back in fashion I bought a cassette out of the charity shop Having listened to it I have to say Tape Head Cleaner were a shit band 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 3 hours ago, jagfox said: I went to a porn stars reunion yesterday. It was nice to come across some old faces again... My doctor used to be a porn star. Even now he still has flashbacks. He was giving me an injection but at the last minute pulled it out of me and squirted it over my face. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 On 14/09/2022 at 12:07, scottsdad said: The Royal Mail Post Office is to be renamed the Charles III Post Office. Or C3PO for short. Their slogan is "May the Parcel Force be with you!" 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hearthammer Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 My great grandfather was the person who invented the door-knocker 100 years ago today. He was awarded the Nobel prize 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theatom Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 2 hours ago, hearthammer said: My great grandfather was the person who invented the door-knocker 100 years ago today. He was awarded the Nobel prize My grandfather invented a great fitness diet. He was awarded the Nobelly prize. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 I bought my wife a bunch of flowers. She said "I suppose you want me to lie back with my legs open for those"? I asked, "Have you not got a vase"? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 2 hours ago, Theatom said: My grandfather invented a great fitness diet. He was awarded the Nobelly prize. My granddad invented the ribbed condom, he was awarded the Knobbly Prize. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 What's yellow and fills up wellies? Pus in bootsDamn autocorrect 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiffRaff Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 6 hours ago, welshbairn said: My granddad invented the ribbed condom, he was awarded the Knobbly Prize. My grandfather invented the Sandwich. He was awarded the Nobel Piece Prize. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 1 hour ago, RiffRaff said: My grandfather invented the Sandwich. He was awarded the Nobel Piece Prize. As the original, ancient inventor of the sandwich was found to be brown breid, your grandad was only given the prize out of pita 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 28, 2022 Share Posted September 28, 2022 My grandad invented the anagram and won the Le Bon prize Bit of a Wild Boy too 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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