LincolnHearts Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 This is a real place in Truro https://theceltictossers.co.uk/ can you imagine the uproar if they opened a brnch in Glasgow 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Just been to buy our Christmas tree. The person serving me said “are you going to put it up yourself” i said no, i am go put it up in the living room. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, buchan30 said: Just been to buy our Christmas tree. The person serving me said “are you going to put it up yourself” i said no, i am go put it up in the living room. Do you look like a fairy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Do you look like a fairy?Only at the weekends [emoji6] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkeye the Gnu Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Fairy Nuff. My favourite panto character. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkeye the Gnu Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 (edited) When naming Santa's reindeer(s), no one ever remembers Olive, the nasty one. She's mentioned in Rudolph's song, 'Olive the other reindeer used to shout and call him names'.................... Can you name the blind one?......................No idea. The blind one with no legs?............................Still no idea. Edited December 16, 2021 by Hawkeye the Gnu 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northboy Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 2 hours ago, Old Diamond said: This is a real place in Truro https://theceltictossers.co.uk/ can you imagine the uproar if they opened a brnch in Glasgow I would suspect more uproar from over sensitive Celtic fans rather than anyone who might have a concern about custom made axes for 8 year olds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 Central belt : NEW LOCKDOWN RULES FROM 13th DECEMBER 2021 Denny :It’s still ok to fight with your neighbour as long as you wear a mask and social distancing rules are adhered to Camelon:Burgling homes in your local area is still permitted as long as you sanitise. Track and trace technology must be used. Cumbernauld : You can only visit your dealer when dropping your kids off at school. Dealers must wear visors and sanitise all bags. Alloa :You can still have sex with your sister but you must be home by 10 pm. Raploch: Vigilante groups of 6 only permitted outdoors between the hours of 10 pm and 6am, ppe must be worn during physical contact & raves. Plean :Sitting in the park is encouraged, but please note, although a bottle of white lightening has higher alcohol content than hand sanitiser, it is not a suitable substitute. Dollar: Prostitute services will still be permitted to stay open as an essential service. Due to concerns of an economic collapse in the area. Falkirk toon centre : Is now classed as a ‘NO GO ZONE’. If you must travel through this area please follow all diversions, stay in your car at all times. Masks are not required as nothing is open. Grangemouth : All middle class drug fueled swinging orgies must adere to the rule of 6. Masks must be worn. Gimp masks are deemed suitable. Fife : Everyone must stay at home and self isolate until manufacturers can supply and distribute gloves with 6 fingers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 I ordered a copy of "How to scam people online", after reading some excellent reviews. A bargain at £100, and I look forward to getting started when it arrives in 18 months time. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 In Greenock, the marriage guidance service is called Related. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 I gave a Vegan friend a gift of a notebook. He refused to accept as it had a leather cover but it didn't matter as he couldn't lift it anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 Record Exec: Mr Withers, "Ain't No Sunshine" is a great song, but that title is grammatically wrong. Bill: 'I know, I know, I know, I know 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bishop Briggs Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 7 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: In Greenock, the marriage guidance service is called Related. It's called that in Fife too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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