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7 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:

February 3rd 1959, you're Buddy Holly and the light aircraft you're in is spiralling out of control and you wondering how bad it could be?

Then you realise that the Big Bopper is sitting behind you.

No, it was worse for the Big Bopper. He's thinking, "I'm about to die in a plane crash and I won't even get the headline."

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7 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:

February 3rd 1959, you're Buddy Holly and the light aircraft you're in is spiralling out of control and you wondering how bad it could be?

Then you realise that the Big Bopper is sitting behind you.

Would only be worse if the last words you heard were, "Oh baby, that's what I like!" 

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Had a new GPS,  developed by U2  installed in my car last week. Only problem is the streets have no name so I still haven't found what I'm looking for

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8 hours ago, Arabdownunder said:

Had a new GPS,  developed by U2  installed in my car last week. Only problem is the streets have no name so I still haven't found what I'm looking for

As long as you don't get too close to the edge.

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10 hours ago, Arabdownunder said:

Had a new GPS,  developed by U2  installed in my car last week. Only problem is the streets have no name so I still haven't found what I'm looking for

Just set it to auto, It'll get there With or Without You

 

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42 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said:

Did you have to call out the Glori-AA?

 

 

 

 

 

My coat? How kind...

And when they got the car going the AA man said "Don't worry about breaking down again as "I will follow""

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