GordonD Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 I watched the chaos from a bridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 4 minutes ago, GordonD said: I watched the chaos from a bridge. A woman was hurt. Have you spider? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 Reilly, is this still going on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 10 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Reilly, is this still going on? The puns are terrible and if I’d known before hand I’d have avoided the thread. Sometimes you just don’t get the breaks. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 1 hour ago, GordonD said: I watched the chaos from a bridge. Horrific sight, the road was covered in red. And yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 The lorry flipped over into the hard shoulder. Skidded as the temporary traffic lights changed. Went in off the red. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 Why cant you get painkillers in the jungle? Spoiler Because there's unlikely to be a chemist shop there due to dense forestation and lack of infrastructure. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 5 hours ago, Twinkle said: Avoid the M6 today folks. Theres an overturned lorry which was carrying snooker equipment. Now theres cues in both directions I was on the M6 yesterday. Cued've been me. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 This thread's gone to pot 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 Alain Robidoux. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 I don't want to Parrot any puns which are a Thorn in your side and maybe it's because I'm a Virgo but there's now a diversion via Selby. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinkle Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 26 minutes ago, tamthebam said: I don't want to Parrot any puns which are a Thorn in your side and maybe it's because I'm a Virgo but there's now a diversion via Selby. A diversion you say? At least thats cushioned the blow. Baulked at the some of these replies 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 5 minutes ago, Twinkle said: A diversion you say? At least thats cushioned the blow. Baulked at the some of these replies Can’t trump that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 Ah, the old Russian snooker player. Inoff the red. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 14 hours ago, welshbairn said: Horrific sight, the road was covered in red. And yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black. And for anyone watching in black & white, the green is just behind the yellow. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 Sounds like the lorry driver screwed it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 I was Reardon this type of humour. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Old Diamond Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 13, 2021 Share Posted August 13, 2021 Was in the butchers earlier and I asked for a mince round. Spoiler He said, “you’re in luck I’ve one left”. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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