LincolnHearts Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 My password used to be SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs. Apparently it had to be eight characters... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 People say that i am not very good at doing impressions of disney characters.Hey ho. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 5 hours ago, WhiteRoseKillie said: My password used to be SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs. Apparently it had to be eight characters... Congratulations. You have won the award for best joke at the 2011 Fringe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 Nice Pussy? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Granny Danger Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 My wife’s dog died, she was very upset. To cheer her up I got her an identical one; she was furious. ”What am I going to do with two dead dogs?”, she screamed. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duszek Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 Finished writing my first Braille novel. Feels good. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duszek Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 People say I’m self-centred. But enough about them. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Arabdownunder Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 Switzerland is one of my favourite countries. I'm not sure what I like most about it but the flag is a big plus. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 11, 2021 Share Posted June 11, 2021 14 hours ago, Granny Danger said: My wife’s dog died, she was very upset. To cheer her up I got her an identical one; she was furious. ”What am I going to do with two dead dogs?”, she screamed. Take them for draggies? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Duszek Posted June 13, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted June 13, 2021 Got excited when an email arrived, promising ‘Learn how to read maps backward’. Turned out to be spam. 24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 I have a fear of over-designed buildings. It's a complex complex complex. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted June 14, 2021 Share Posted June 14, 2021 Just found out my uncle left me a stately home in his will....I've no idea where 'Sod Hall' is, but I'm off to Google it now! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duszek Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 Went for a job interview today. ‘Pay’s £8 an hour,’ the guy says, ‘but it goes up to £14 after six months. When would you be available to start?’ ´In six months.’ 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duszek Posted June 17, 2021 Share Posted June 17, 2021 The job itself sounded interesting: installing mirrors. Something I could see myself doing. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted June 18, 2021 Share Posted June 18, 2021 13 hours ago, Duszek said: The job itself sounded interesting: installing mirrors. Something I could see myself doing. If you dont apply it might reflect badly on you (think we had these ones recently though) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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