buchan30 Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 What do you call a dog with no tongue?Smelly baws. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 13, 2021 Share Posted March 13, 2021 What do you call a woman with a pint on her head that’s just completed a 147 break? Beartrix Potter 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 My wife just left me. She says life revolves around football and she's sick of it. I'm quite upset. We were together for 7 seasons. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted March 17, 2021 Share Posted March 17, 2021 The Lego store just reopened. Customers were lined up for blocks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 17, 2021 Share Posted March 17, 2021 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted March 17, 2021 Share Posted March 17, 2021 6 hours ago, GordonD said: Broadsword? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophia Posted March 17, 2021 Share Posted March 17, 2021 2 hours ago, NewBornBairn said: Broadsword? If you dare 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 17 hours ago, NewBornBairn said: Broadsword? No-one ever mentions Mother Machree. Bloody shame that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted March 18, 2021 Share Posted March 18, 2021 VID-20210318-WA0005.mp4 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 13 hours ago, hearthammer said: That would explain why there's so much rubbish lying around the streets - nobody can find the bloody bin! 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 Can’t find it, can’t bloody spell it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted March 19, 2021 Share Posted March 19, 2021 On 18/03/2021 at 19:44, hearthammer said: -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hard Graft Posted March 21, 2021 Share Posted March 21, 2021 Some very sad news coming out of the Nestle factory today. A nightshift worker was crushed beneath a case of chocolate that fell 20 feet from a rack. The poor man called for help on numerous occasions but whenever he shouted "The milky bars are on me" everybody just cheered ! 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted March 22, 2021 Share Posted March 22, 2021 There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 5 hours ago, Robin.Hood said: There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler. There’s another joke about a 12 inch tall man. Think he played a piano. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 6 hours ago, Robin.Hood said: There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler. 6 minutes ago, Enigma said: There’s another joke about a 12 inch tall man. Think he played a piano. They had a brother who suffered from TB, he took a fit of coughin' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 Guy walks into a pub with a peacock and a dwarf. The guy gets the round in and they drink up. Then the peacock gets another round in. When they've finished, they look at the dwarf but he just sits there with his arms folded. The guy sighs and gets the drinks. Then the peacock gets them in again. They look at the dwarf but he just sits there. The guy goes up to the bar again and as he's pouring the drinks the barman says, "Hey, what's the story here, if you don't mind me asking?" The guy says, "I found this old bottle on the beach and when I took the cork out, a genie emerged and granted me one wish. So I asked for a beautiful bird with a tight little c**t." 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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