tamthebam 9,648 Report post Posted November 15, 2020 Billy Connolly "Lazy? I was that lazy when I pissed myself it didn't run down my leg, it strolled. I used to have to have a [email protected] in the morning to get my heart started..." 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nae Union 54 Report post Posted November 15, 2020 On 25/10/2020 at 10:31, GordonD said: I have a racist dyslexic friend. He got quite upset last week when he read that his cock would go black at the weekend. Putting the sexy back in dyslexia there. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeeTillEhDeh 6,191 Report post Posted November 16, 2020 14 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyAnchor 6,180 Report post Posted November 17, 2020 6 hours ago, DeeTillEhDeh said: Wid 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewBornBairn 11,593 Report post Posted November 17, 2020 Just joined the local Dyslexia Brass Band. I play the Toblerone. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bishop Briggs 967 Report post Posted November 18, 2020 We're gonna be millionaires! 😄 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeeTillEhDeh 6,191 Report post Posted November 22, 2020 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tamthebam 9,648 Report post Posted November 22, 2020 2 hours ago, DeeTillEhDeh said: Accies transfer budget for last season found... 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeeTillEhDeh 6,191 Report post Posted November 23, 2020 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewBornBairn 11,593 Report post Posted November 24, 2020 Ninewells hospital have been heading up research into treatments that help Covid patients. In the latest study, they put a woman on a 100% pasta diet. Unfortunately it didn't macaroni better. 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oscar P 153 Report post Posted November 24, 2020 58 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: Ninewells hospital have been heading up research into treatments that help Covid patients. In the latest study, they put a woman on a 100% pasta diet. Unfortunately it didn't macaroni better. Maybe it helped reduce her carbonara footprint though. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Kincardine 6,374 Report post Posted November 24, 2020 1 hour ago, NewBornBairn said: Ninewells hospital have been heading up research into treatments that help Covid patients. In the latest study, they put a woman on a 100% pasta diet. Unfortunately it didn't macaroni better. 22 minutes ago, Oscar P said: Maybe it helped reduce her carbonara footprint though. Sheesh. It took me 3 reads of these shite puns until the penne dropped. 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bishop Briggs 967 Report post Posted November 25, 2020 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeeTillEhDeh 6,191 Report post Posted November 25, 2020 Sheesh. It took me 3 reads of these shite puns until the penne dropped.These puns are getting pasta joke. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Skelpit Lug 1,584 Report post Posted November 25, 2020 14 minutes ago, DeeTillEhDeh said: On 24/11/2020 at 01:26, The_Kincardine said: Sheesh. It took me 3 reads of these shite puns until the penne dropped. These puns are getting pasta joke. Any more of this and I'll be sending for my Latvian hit-man friend. Yup, RigaToni coming for you. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeeTillEhDeh 6,191 Report post Posted November 25, 2020 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bishop Briggs 967 Report post Posted November 25, 2020 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beefybake 374 Report post Posted November 25, 2020 2 hours ago, Bishop Briggs said: Is he the actor who once said to Sophia Loren... " God, I want to ***k you..." And she replied... "Well, if you do, and I find out, there's going to be trouble..." 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bishop Briggs 967 Report post Posted November 25, 2020 (edited) 15 minutes ago, beefybake said: Is he the actor who once said to Sophia Loren... " God, I want to ***k you..." And she replied... "Well, if you do, and I find out, there's going to be trouble..." Never heard that one but, if so, he would have been called Nick Nackered. Edited November 25, 2020 by Bishop Briggs 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
19QOS19 9,711 Report post Posted November 26, 2020 Shirley? 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
