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Tenkay 504 Report post Posted October 24, 2020 I went to the gym yesterday and they've got a new machine in. I only used it for 10 minutes, as I was starting to feel sick. It's really good though, it does everything.......Kit-kats, Snickers, Mars bars, Crisps.... 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tenkay 504 Report post Posted October 24, 2020 Doesn't it annoy you when you're singing along to a song you like, and the artist gets the words wrong! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buddie Holly 329 Report post Posted October 25, 2020 7 hours ago, Tenkay said: News: I've been told The Liverpool manager has quit. He's taking his family home to Germany. The klopp's go back this weekend! why would you even take the time to post that? 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GordonD 6,190 Report post Posted October 25, 2020 I have a racist dyslexic friend. He got quite upset last week when he read that his cock would go black at the weekend. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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beefybake 374 Report post Posted October 28, 2020 16 hours ago, Bishop Briggs said: The way to do it... 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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DiegoDiego 1,551 Report post Posted October 30, 2020 A Russian man walks up to the Georgian border near Stepantsminda.Border guard: "Name?"Man: "Ilya Sergeivich Mozyakin"BG: "Date of birth?"Man: "March the thirteenth nineteen seventy-four."BG: "Place of birth?"Man: "Khimki, Moscow oblast."BG: "Occupation?"Man: "No, just visiting." 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshbairn 18,965 Report post Posted October 30, 2020 14 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: A Russian man walks up to the Georgian border near Stepantsminda. Border guard: "Name?" Man: "Ilya Sergeivich Mozyakin" BG: "Date of birth?" Man: "March the thirteenth nineteen seventy-four." BG: "Place of birth?" Man: "Khimki, Moscow oblast." BG: "Occupation?" Man: "No, just visiting." I'd just like to say that joke is not very funny. Can I go now? P.S. Heard a while back that the Russians were moving the border fence a couple of yards every night. Enough to really piss off the Georgians and the local farmers but not enough to be called an invasion. Not sure if that's still going on. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
buchan30 1,207 Report post Posted October 30, 2020 What do you call a russian with 3 testicles? Whodye nikabolokov. What do you call a russian with tourettes? Yukanall fukov. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tamthebam 9,650 Report post Posted October 31, 2020 4 hours ago, welshbairn said: I'd just like to say that joke is not very funny. Can I go now? P.S. Heard a while back that the Russians were moving the border fence a couple of yards every night. Enough to really piss off the Georgians and the local farmers but not enough to be called an invasion. Not sure if that's still going on. Boney M put it well: Oh those Russians.. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GordonD 6,190 Report post Posted October 31, 2020 9 hours ago, tamthebam said: Boney M put it well: Oh those Russians.. They also predicted that Muhammad Ali's daughter would follow in his footsteps. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyAnchor 6,180 Report post Posted October 31, 2020 15 hours ago, tamthebam said: Oh those Russians.. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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