GordonD Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 2 hours ago, buchan30 said: I was buying a big bulk of toilet tissue rolls yesterday and the cashier smiled and said, 'Worried about the virus are we?' 'No', I said, 'My son's just turned 13 and got round the parental lock on our Wi-Fi.' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 I bet the guy who created hand sanitiser is rubbing his hands together now. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 I can't watch people using hand sanitiser without thinking they're hatching an evil plot 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mathematics Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 13 hours ago, GordonD said: How is it even possible that they two made something as good as Still Game (early years)? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 Just now, mathematics said: How is it even possible that they two made something as good as Still Game (early years)? Other people helping to write it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GordonD Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 A famous opera singer, best known for her portrayal of Brunnhilde in Wagner's Ring Cycle, has been diagnosed with Corona virus. She will be self-immolating. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 2 dogs are sitting in a houseFirst dog says: “I’m bored, tell me a joke”Second dog says: Ok. Knock! Knock!First dog: Bark bark bark bark bark! 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 (edited) Raging that there is no football (or sport in general on the telly) for the foreseeable future. Spending time speaking to Mrs LH is fascinating, but I've just learnt that Woolworths have made her redundant. Edited March 14, 2020 by LincolnHearts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 4 hours ago, GordonD said: A famous opera singer, best known for her portrayal of Brunnhilde in Wagner's Ring Cycle, has been diagnosed with Corona virus. She will be self-immolating. ^^^Frasier found. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Bold Rover said: ^^^Frasier found. Well, that's one person who understood it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiepiemuncher Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 A famous opera singer, best known for her portrayal of Brunnhilde in Wagner's Ring Cycle, has been diagnosed with Corona virus. She will be self-immolating.That’s too highbrow for us philistines. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 hour ago, killiepiemuncher said: That’s too highbrow for us philistines. I could post a couple of knob gags if you'd prefer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefybake Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 2 hours ago, killiepiemuncher said: That’s too highbrow for us philistines. I thought it was a sophisticated side reference to eating too much vindaloo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 7 hours ago, GordonD said: Well, that's one person who understood it. I also understood it but couldn't be fafnired to give it a greenie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 6 hours ago, killiepiemuncher said: That’s too highbrow for us philistines. Something to do with this 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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