Homer Thompson Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 I thought it was a very subtle joke in that the horse would normally have answered 'Neigh' but because it had read the thesaurus it came up with an alternative word, 'No'. Either that or the OP fucked it up.That was the joke 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 1, 2020 Share Posted March 1, 2020 7 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: I don't know about Coronovirus but if Neil got the winter vomiting bug would it be a case of Song Sung Bleurrgh... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted March 2, 2020 Share Posted March 2, 2020 6 hours ago, tamthebam said: I don't know about Coronovirus but if Neil got the winter vomiting bug would it be a case of Song Sung Bleurrgh... He'll wish he'd stayed a Solitary Man. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarapoa Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 Had a rough night last night. Kept waking up after dreaming I was on the dodgems, then the waltzers and the rollercoaster.Think I might have the codona virus. 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Van Tee Posted March 3, 2020 Share Posted March 3, 2020 TIP OF THE DAY: Fed up of waiting in long queues? Want to reduce the amount of time you waste waiting to be served? Cough loudly and say “It’s got progressively worse since I got back from China” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 I had a vindaloo last night and now my arse really stings. I couldn’t afford to pay the bill and the chef bummed me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 Two old drunks are not on allowed on the bus for not having Oyster cards. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted March 4, 2020 Share Posted March 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Bishop Briggs said: Two old drunks are not on allowed on the bus for not having Oyster cards. They'd have bus passes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 Made of organic biscuits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 I went in to the chemist's and asked "What kills coronavirus" The lady replied "Ammonia cleaner" "Sorry," I said. "I thought you worked here." 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 A priest, a minister and a rabbit walked into a bar and ordered three beers. The rabbit looked at his and said I think I might be a typo. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL-FFC Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 Guy goes to the doctor suspecting he has corona virus the doctor confirms he has it, the patient asks how will you treat it the doctor replies "no problem we put you in isolation and feed you pancake and pizza" patient replies "will that cure me" the doctor says "no but its all we can fit under the door" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 11 hours ago, AL-FFC said: Guy goes to the doctor suspecting he has corona virus the doctor confirms he has it, the patient asks how will you treat it the doctor replies "no problem we put you in isolation and feed you pancake and pizza" patient replies "will that cure me" the doctor says "no but its all we can fit under the door" oooh how times have changed. It's used to be tattie scones and fried eggs back in the day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 It’s wrong to use the Holocaust to try and score points against your opponents Unless you’re playing countdown because it’s a nine letter word 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarapoa Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 EDIT - this one all over shite social media now, so not sophisticated enough for here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 (edited) I went into Boots yesterday to ask if they had something that would protect against the Coronavirus. "Ammonia Cleaner", she replied. "Sorry love," I said, "I thought you worked here." EDIT: I just seen that this was posted on the previous page. f**k's sake Edited March 7, 2020 by Gaz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 I’m friends with a Russian sound engineer. And a Czech one too. And a Czech one too. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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