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dorlomin Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 I have 2 resolutions for 2020. 1) Lose the weight and get myself as fit and lean as I was before "the accident". 2) Stop referring to me getting fat as "the accident". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Robin.Hood Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 I tried to catch fog yesterday..Mist 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DiegoDiego Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 Annoying things people write on Facebook thread for this pish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted January 3, 2020 Share Posted January 3, 2020 MAKE a quick buck by setting up an American flag stall in Tehran. Double your profits by selling boxes of matches too... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bishop Briggs Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 (edited) Ricky Gervais sticks it to the Hollywood hypocrites. Absolutely hilarious, especially the expressions on Tom Hanks's face. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCNdTLHZAeo Edited January 6, 2020 by Bishop Briggs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 Guy turns up outside Ibrox on match day carrying a football with the Pope's face painted on it, a string bag and a length of bungee elastic. He puts the ball in the bag, attaches the bag to the bungee cord and ties the other end round a lamp-post. Then he hangs up a sign reading KICK THE POPE IN THE FACE - ONLY A POUND. The queue waiting to go into the ground are intrigued by this and lots of them have a go. By the time everybody is inside he has made a small fortune. The next home game, he's back. Word has spread and he makes even more this time. For the next few games the crowd look forward to his appearance. Then one day he doesn't turn up and everybody is disappointed since that was the highlight of their Saturday afternoon. (Not the game itself, obviously.) He's not there at the next game either, but a few days after that one of the bears bumps into the guy in Argyle Street. "Haw, Jimmy, are you no' coming back to Ibrox with the Pope on the ball?" he asks. The guy replies, "No need - the repairs to the chapel roof are paid for!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 I regret rubbing ketchup in my eyes but that’s Heinz sight 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 Ricky Gervais sticks it to the Hollywood hypocrites. Absolutely hilarious, especially the expressions on Tom Hanks's face. That link doesn't work but I went to YouTubetl to see it. Love the guy. No fucks ever given. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 I've never been a fan of Ricky Gervais but he was spot on there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 2 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: 4 hours ago, Bishop Briggs said: Ricky Gervais sticks it to the Hollywood hypocrites. Absolutely hilarious, especially the expressions on Tom Hanks's face. That link doesn't work but I went to YouTubetl to see it. Love the guy. No fucks ever given. The link did work earlier but Youtube may have been forced to take it down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 MAKE a quick buck by setting up an American flag stall in Tehran. Double your profits by selling boxes of matches too...I should really like this joke as it reeks of Da. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 6 hours ago, Bishop Briggs said: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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