Jacksgranda Posted December 25, 2019 Share Posted December 25, 2019 On 24/12/2019 at 14:14, throbber said: On 24/12/2019 at 14:26, Hamish's Passenger said: Poor behaviour imo. He only needed to put back £2 odd worth of shopping. On 24/12/2019 at 14:32, throbber said: That would make the joke significantly less funny. Impossible 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 20 hours ago, buchan30 said: Last christmas i started drinking avacado in the morning after that, things just snowballed. Ah, the rejected first line from Wham's festive hit. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 10 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: Impossible ok Sadjack let'us here your best, I've been pulled up for this before and came out with a two greener. Match THAT!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Man lying on the ground. Concerned passer by, "Did you fall?" Man lying on the ground, "No, I'm just trying to break this bar of chocolate in my back pocket." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 17 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Man lying on the ground. Concerned passer by, "Did you fall?" Man lying on the ground, "No, I'm just trying to break this bar of chocolate in my back pocket." Chic Murray lives. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 5 minutes ago, The DA said: Chic Murray lives. I've a dvd of him somewhere. Got it for Christmas/birthday one year from my brother. He's very good at giving me Scottish stuff for Christmas/birthdays. Although this year I got a gift token, and it wasn't even tartan... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 20 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: I've a dvd of him somewhere. Got it for Christmas/birthday one year from my brother. He's very good at giving me Scottish stuff for Christmas/birthdays. Although this year I got a gift token, and it wasn't even tartan... And unlike the DVDs, the gift token couldn't be plaid. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Van Tee Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 48 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Man lying on the ground. Concerned passer by, "Did you fall?" Man lying on the ground, "No, I'm just trying to break this bar of chocolate in my back pocket." Toffee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Bless you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 WHEN knitting gloves, people of Norfolk repeat steps 3 and 4 accordingly... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefybake Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 48 minutes ago, hearthammer said: And unlike the DVDs, the gift token couldn't be plaid. Ooft. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 3 hours ago, beefybake said: Ooft. Kilt the thread stone dead. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 2 hours ago, The DA said: Kilt the thread stone dead. That comment was twee did i mention ?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 (edited) 12 hours ago, SlipperyP said: ok Sadjack let'us here your best, I've been pulled up for this before and came out with a two greener. Match THAT!! 10 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: Man lying on the ground. Concerned passer by, "Did you fall?" Man lying on the ground, "No, I'm just trying to break this bar of chocolate in my back pocket." No bother to me @SlipperyP ! Edited December 26, 2019 by Jacksgranda 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 3 hours ago, hearthammer said: That comment was twee did i mention ?? Never sporran a chance for a bad pun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 28 minutes ago, The DA said: Never sporran a chance for a bad pun. Tartan ?? Check. You clan always try and tell us something that's not false, but trews. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 Hose gonna beat these?Sock it to us! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 (edited) 7 hours ago, Raidernation said: Hose gonna beat these? Sock it to us! Said the loon wi' the strong ovine brogue baaa Edited December 27, 2019 by hearthammer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just me 2 Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 1st man says to 2nd man “ I’m getting married in a kilt”2nd man “what’s the tartan”1st man “all white”. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 I hate the way duvet salesmen talk down to me 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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