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      Pie and Bovril Nostalgia Mobile Phone Cases!   12/09/18

      We are delighted to have partnered up with Nostalgia Cases to offer a huge range of fantastic Scottish Football phone cases to our visitors. These high quality cases are available in a range of retro and up to date designs and there variations available for all Premiership, Championship and League 1 clubs as well as four of the League 2 teams. Within each club there are a range of choices. You'll find it difficult to choose! This is an Edinburgh based start-up, and they also provide a custom design service so if there is a kit you don't see that you'd love for your phone you can get in touch with them and they'll add it to their range. Naturally there is a HUGE support for all the major phone manufacturers and models and what's more delivery in the UK is completely FREE. What's even better is that Pie and Bovril users can get 10% off their order using the coupon code PIEANDBOV Take a look and browse the full range for your favourite club by clicking through to the website below. https://bit.ly/2M5laZs
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Jeremy Kyle, 4 kids, an addiction issue and unemployed.

Can anyone recommend a TV show to help him?

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30 minutes ago, LeeVanTeeth said:

Jeremy Kyle, 4 kids, an addiction issue and unemployed.

Can anyone recommend a TV show to help him?

The Scheme?

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On 20/03/2019 at 15:10, GordonD said:

Guy goes into the chemist's and says, "Can you make me something up?"

The chemist says, "Lorraine Kelly was in here a minute ago - you just missed her!"

"Is that right?" says the guy.

The chemist says, "No, I just made it up!"

You can tell you're into Minions tbh

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My wife told me to go to the doctors and get some of those tablets that “help” get an erection 

You should have seen her face when I came back and tossed her some diet pills :) 

I’m still looking for a place to live .....

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I was in the pub with my mate a few weeks ago when 4 big bast””ds started getting mouthy with us 

“ quick pretend we’re the police “ my mate said 

We only got through the first two lines of Roxanne before they kicked the absolute sh1t our of us 

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Asked my boss what to do with a 6 metre roll of bubble wrap and he told me “just pop it in the corner”. Took me four hours!!

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Stolen from somewhere, possibly Mock the Week:

"If an apple a day keeps a regular doctor away, how many apples would you have needed to defeat Harold Shipman?"

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Wifie complains to her husband that she wishes that she had bigger Tits!
Bloke says ‘why don’t you try rubbing paper between them’?
‘Do you really think that will do the trick’ she asks?

He replies...’well it worked on yer fuckin arse’!!

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