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      Pie and Bovril Nostalgia Mobile Phone Cases!   12/09/18

      We are delighted to have partnered up with Nostalgia Cases to offer a huge range of fantastic Scottish Football phone cases to our visitors. These high quality cases are available in a range of retro and up to date designs and there variations available for all Premiership, Championship and League 1 clubs as well as four of the League 2 teams. Within each club there are a range of choices. You'll find it difficult to choose! This is an Edinburgh based start-up, and they also provide a custom design service so if there is a kit you don't see that you'd love for your phone you can get in touch with them and they'll add it to their range. Naturally there is a HUGE support for all the major phone manufacturers and models and what's more delivery in the UK is completely FREE. What's even better is that Pie and Bovril users can get 10% off their order using the coupon code PIEANDBOV Take a look and browse the full range for your favourite club by clicking through to the website below. https://bit.ly/2M5laZs
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Mick Is standing at the bus stop.

Paddy stops by In his car, says to mick, "you want a lift"??

Mick says "no thanks, I'll miss my bus".

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What's the difference between The_Kincardine and a camel?

a camel can go a day without drinking

What does Grimbo eat for breakfast?

ruins every thread flakes

Go on Bob, I'll munch, show me a thread that's ruined because of me? Haha

Grimbo

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What kind of Bee can you get milk from?

Boo bees.

Those Christmas crackers were well worth the money wi jokes like that.

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What's the difference between Dave Coaches and Magee?

Is it that one's a boring shitbag and the others a boring bag o shit?

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What's the difference between force and gravity?

Is this about that guy who 'tripped' and fell inside that burd and got cleared of rape?

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What's the difference between Harchester United and Liverpool?

Harchester United have won the premier league.

What's the difference between Harchester United and Liverpool?

Harchester United have won the premier league.

I'll have fish & chips twice.

ok fellah I heard you the 1st time

Grimbo

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A rather shy young man was lying in bed with his new bride on their wedding night. She asked him why during the 5 years they had courted he had never tried to be intimate or cop a feel between her legs. The shy young man replied that he wouldn't dare and his mother had warned him that the thing between a woman's legs had teeth that would bite off anything that touched it. "That's a load of nonsense" said the bride, "we're married now so go on have a look".

The young man hesitantly moved down for a look. "See", said his wife, "there's no teeth there".

"No wonder", he replied, "the gums are fucking rotten."

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“Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.”

“You have ingested a large number of hallucinogens. Please calm down, you’re missing most of your skin.”

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Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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