Theroadlesstravelled Posted February 1, 2023 Share Posted February 1, 2023 Karl Marx is an historically famous figure, but nobody ever mentions his sister, Onya, who invented starting pistol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted February 1, 2023 Share Posted February 1, 2023 2 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: Karl Marx is an historically famous figure, but nobody ever mentions his sister, Onya, who invented starting pistol. Didn't she marry Mark Owen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 64 years ago a plane carrying Buddy Holly plummeted to the ground shortly after take off. The young Holly thought to himself 'how much worse can this get' then he remembered that the Big Bopper was in the seat behind him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 6 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: 64 years ago a plane carrying Buddy Holly plummeted to the ground shortly after take off. The young Holly thought to himself 'how much worse can this get' then he remembered that the Big Bopper was in the seat behind him. And the Big Bopper thought, "Shit, that bugger is going to get all the headlines.! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 If only Ritchie Valens hadn't said Come on, Let's Go 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 With a sexy smile, she said to me "Kiss me where the sun don't shine." ...so I booked us two tickets for a December holiday in northern Norway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 1 hour ago, superwell87 said: With a sexy smile, she said to me "Kiss me where the sun don't shine." ...so I booked us two tickets for a December holiday in northern Norway. the alternative: She said "kiss me where it's wet and smelly". So I drove her to Greenock. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theatom Posted February 5, 2023 Share Posted February 5, 2023 Reminds me… What part of a woman’s body is the ‘now’ Heard a song on the radio ‘I wonder who’s kissing her now’ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 The Principality Stadium have banned choirs from singing Delilah by Tom Jones. Why why why? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted February 6, 2023 Share Posted February 6, 2023 Just now, scottsdad said: The Principality Stadium have banned choirs from singing Delilah by Tom Jones. Why why why? They ban loads of songs It's not unusual 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted February 9, 2023 Share Posted February 9, 2023 I was going to patent a method for reusing tea bags, but Tetley have taken out a restraining order against me. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 (edited) A mermaid is lying on a beach. A Scotsman, Englishman and Irishman suddenly appear. The Irish man says "hey mermaid, have you ever been kissed?" ""No" is the reply so the Irishman kisses her. The Englishman man says "hey mermaid, have you ever been fingered? "No" is the reply so the Englishman fingers her. The Scotsman says "hey mermaid, have you ever been fucked? "No" she replied. Scotsman says "aye well ye are noo, the tide is oot". Edited February 13, 2023 by Arch Stanton 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elric Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 The new James Bond film is going to be transgender compliant. It starts off with James Bond as a man and ends up with Bond as a woman. The title for it is going to be Cocktopussy, 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 My mate has quit his job at BMW. Of course, he gave no indication he was leaving. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PossilYM Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 20 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: A mermaid is lying on a beach. A Scotsman, Englishman and Irishman suddenly appear. The Irish man says "hey mermaid, have you ever been kissed?" ""No" is the reply so the Irishman kisses her. The Englishman man says "hey mermaid, have you ever been fingered? "No" is the reply so the Englishman fingers her. The Scotsman says "hey mermaid, have you ever been fucked? "No" she replied. Scotsman says "aye well ye are noo, the tide is oot". How do you finger a mermaid btw? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 6 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: How do you finger a mermaid btw? Asking for a friend? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 17 minutes ago, Loonytoons said: Asking for a friend? No asking for me. Im currently loitering at Broughty Ferry beach. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: No asking for me. Im currently loitering at Broughty Ferry beach. I'll be there in 10 minutes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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