Arch Stanton Posted August 27, 2022 Share Posted August 27, 2022 Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jagfox Posted August 28, 2022 Share Posted August 28, 2022 Thought i'd try and spice up the love life with a bit of auto asphyixiation. I wouldn't recommend it. It's been five days and she's still lying on the couch giving me the silent treatment... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JustOneCornetto Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 Liz Truss suffers first major setback as she tries to book a train to Balmoral: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 I've put on some weight so I joined WeightWatchers.. I phoned them and said "I need some help, can you send someone round?" They replied "of course, we have loads of those". 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nae Union Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 An oldie, but I saw it again today. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 The BBC showed a documentary about the clitoris. It was on the Red Button but I couldn't find it. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theatom Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 The girl asked the barman for a double entendre.. So he gave her one. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 5 hours ago, Theatom said: The girl asked the barman for a double entendre.. So he gave her one. Max Miller, The Blue Book 1944. The old ones are the best. I met a beautiful naked woman on a narrow clifftop path. There wasn't room for us to pass. I didn't know whether to block her passage or toss myself off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefybake Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 2 hours ago, The DA said: Max Miller, The Blue Book 1944. The old ones are the best. I met a beautiful naked woman on a narrow clifftop path. There wasn't room for us to pass. I didn't know whether to block her passage or toss myself off. As you do... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 Just now, beefybake said: As you do... Well, Max Miller did. But I've not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 When they laid the queen in her coffin, rigor mortis had set in so she kept sitting back up. Luckily, someone licked the back of her head and stuck her down again. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 A woman who had 9 children was outside Tesco collecting money for her reconstructive vaginal surgery. There she was, waving her bucket. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 On 07/09/2022 at 00:16, Arch Stanton said: I've put on some weight so I joined WeightWatchers.. I phoned them and said "I need some help, can you send someone round?" They replied "of course, we have loads of those". ^^^ Gary Delaney rip off. I asked my wife to sexually stimulate me with her key ring but she just kept fobbing me off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggie Perrin Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 On 28/06/2022 at 19:07, Granny Danger said: Cutting edge humour at its best. Classic Viz joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 3 hours ago, Granny Danger said: ^^^ Gary Delaney rip off. I asked my wife to sexually stimulate me with her key ring but she just kept fobbing me off. And? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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