hk blues Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 4 minutes ago, Fullerene said: Pizza make it stop a Shut your Cob 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 Friend or foe, catch ya later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 Jeez, with all these bread puns, i'm in pieces. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 We're on the roti nowhere. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 5 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: We're on the roti nowhere. Speak for yourself, I'm hoping for some crumpet out of it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 "There is not a thing that is more positive than bread". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 I didn't believe it when my wife told me she was leaving me to join The Monkees on tour. And then I saw her face. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 My wife told me she is leaving because of obsession with only fools and horses. I said, i’ll fetch my suitcase from the van. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 (edited) #Glenrothes Edited April 22, 2022 by jagfox 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 #GlenrothesMore suited in the Jimmy Saville thread IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 23, 2022 Share Posted April 23, 2022 19 hours ago, scottsdad said: I didn't believe it when my wife told me she was leaving me to join The Monkees on tour. And then I saw her face. The very fact that this joke can still work decades after the creation of the first manufactured pop group is quite surprising. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted April 23, 2022 Share Posted April 23, 2022 4 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: The very fact that this joke can still work decades after the creation of the first manufactured pop group is quite surprising. For Pete's Sake! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted April 23, 2022 Share Posted April 23, 2022 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted April 24, 2022 Share Posted April 24, 2022 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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WhiteRoseKillie Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 On 22/04/2022 at 15:26, scottsdad said: I didn't believe it when my wife told me she was leaving me to join The Monkees on tour. And then I saw her face. Mine asked me if I was ever going to stop singing Oasis songs around the house. And I said maybe.. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 25, 2022 Share Posted April 25, 2022 I've had a really bad morning. I was in the local department store when I got stuck between floors and I was there for three hours until the engineer got the escalator going again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Arch Stanton Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 Given the price of petrol, I decided to fill my lawn mower with ethanol. The grass ended up half cut. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted April 28, 2022 Share Posted April 28, 2022 I have just been on a website about constipation. I can't log out. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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