Bold Rover Posted November 12, 2021 Share Posted November 12, 2021 3 hours ago, Newbornbairn said: Does it? Fistula? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 16 hours ago, Bold Rover said: Fistula? I find those website disgusting - every time I look at them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 17 hours ago, Bold Rover said: Fistula? Dracula's pain in the arse brother 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted November 15, 2021 Share Posted November 15, 2021 On 12/11/2021 at 13:13, Newbornbairn said: Does it? Sometimes it Hums, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 I received a parcel from Holland today, and when I opened it, there was a rubber fanny inside. That's nice I thought.....Two lips from Amsterdam. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustOneCornetto Posted November 19, 2021 Share Posted November 19, 2021 Two sociologists are sitting by the pool. One turns to the other and asks 'Have you read Marx?' to which he replies ''yes, it's these damn wicker chairs'. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted November 28, 2021 Share Posted November 28, 2021 My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I realized when I got home that... I had picked 7 up! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 Mike Oldfields new album is set to do well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 Sign on a pet shop window : "Fanny Licking Frog - £25" Lady goes in and says "I'd like to see the Fanny Licking Frog please" Guy behind the counter says "Bonjour madame" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 I hear that Chad Kroeger from Nickelback, absolutely loves to take part in Nativity plays. He's played a shepherd, the inn keeper and one year, he even played the rear end of the donkey... But he never made it as a wise man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 On 12/11/2021 at 13:18, Newbornbairn said: The dirtiest joke ever told - I pictured this almost instantly: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 Throughout our marriage, my wife has always stood by my side. She had to. We've only got one chair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 Not so much a joke - this is a quote from an old Spike Milligan book, in which he was writing about his father. Quote My father developed a routine for dealing with anyone pestering him for money. He would write to the perpetrators thus : Dear Sir or Madam, Every month, I put all the bills I have received into a hat. On the first day of each new month, I draw 1 name out of the hat and pay that person/organisation. If you don't stop pestering me for payment, issuing final demands, letters from debt collectors, etc, etc, I won't be putting your name in the hat any more. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted December 7, 2021 Share Posted December 7, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 Wid 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted December 8, 2021 Share Posted December 8, 2021 I just watched a film where a guy poured meat juices all over a non-fiction book. It's baste on a true story. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 The C.E.O. of Dulux Paints has tragically died of hypothermia and exposure whilst climbing Mount Everest. His devastated Sherpa told reporters that he had advised the C.E.O. before the expedition that to survive he'd be needing at least another couple of coats. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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