LincolnHearts Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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buchan30 Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 My wife left me because of autocorrect.That's the last time she'll ever text me saying "can you please bring home some milf from the supermarket." 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 First egg: "It's hot in here, isn't it?" Second egg: "Wait until you get out, they smash your head in." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: First egg: "It's hot in here, isn't it?" Second egg: "Wait until you get out, they smash your head in." You've bought your crackers early this year, have you not? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 15 minutes ago, WhiteRoseKillie said: You've bought your crackers early this year, have you not? My wife bought mince pies last week, so... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 48 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: My wife bought mince pies last week, so... And next week it's time to start boiling the sprouts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 5 minutes ago, GordonD said: And next week it's time to start boiling the sprouts. Not in our house it won't be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 33 minutes ago, GordonD said: And next week it's time to start boiling the sprouts. Cauliflower is traditional. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 23 minutes ago, sugna said: Cauliflower is traditional. WTF? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 3 hours ago, GordonD said: And next week it's time to start boiling the sprouts. 3 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: Not in our house it won't be. I like sprouts; and no that’s not a joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 1 minute ago, Granny Danger said: I like sprouts; and no that’s not a joke. I always gave you the benefit of the doubt, but I'm afraid that's put you beyond the pale... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 1 minute ago, Jacksgranda said: I always gave you the benefit of the doubt, but I'm afraid that's put you beyond the pale... Yeah, that was your mistake. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 Cauliflower is traditional. WTF? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 (edited) Edited September 28, 2021 by hearthammer 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted September 28, 2021 Share Posted September 28, 2021 One for the weegies. With apologies for thu speelin: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 9 hours ago, alta-pete said: One for the weegies. With apologies for thu speelin: Somewhere there will be a Spaniard seeing this and his response will also be "Què?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted September 29, 2021 Share Posted September 29, 2021 "Yoda, are you sure we are heading in the right direction?" Yoda replies: "off course we are". 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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