GordonD Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 5 hours ago, GordonD said: Reminds me of AWOL's Club 16-90. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 Reminds me of AWOL's Club 16-90. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 15 hours ago, GordonD said: Cricket and orange walk thread for this pish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 BBC Scotland is taking over production of a popular genealogy programme, it's to be renamed Who The f**k Are You? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Robin.Hood Posted July 14, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 14, 2021 It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub, and it’s a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering. 24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustOneCornetto Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 I just threw a rock 5280 feet.Mark that as a milestone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 I just threw a rock 5280 feet.Mark that as a milestone.Presumably not at the beach as you would have to throw it 6076 feet into the sea. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 30 minutes ago, superbigal said: 5 hours ago, JustOneCornetto said: I just threw a rock 5280 feet. Mark that as a milestone. Presumably not at the beach as you would have to throw it 6076 feet into the sea. Surely knot. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 Surely knot.Sheepshank-er ^^^ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duszek Posted July 20, 2021 Share Posted July 20, 2021 Accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink. I’m currently in Casualty, waiting to be seen. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 12 hours ago, Duszek said: Accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink. I’m currently in Casualty, waiting to be seen. How do you know you drank all of it? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 My new German girlfriend is a bit weird. She scores everything I do between 1 and 10, including sex. I tried to ride her up the arse last night and she kept yelling 9, which is the highest score she's given me so far. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 9 hours ago, GordonD said: How do you know you drank all of it? Remains to be seen if he dies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BillyAnchor Posted July 21, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 21, 2021 Guy goes into a pub with his dug. Orders a beer and says to the barman: "I've nae money but I'll show you something better. Ma dug can talk" Barman says: "Right make it talk" Boy pulls out a bit sandpaper, scrapes the dugs arse with it and says to the dug: "How's that that feel?" The dug says "Ruff" Barman says "f**k off, oot ye get" and the guy says " Naw, naw it can talk... geez another chance" So this time he says to the dug, "Yer playing golf and your baw doesn't hit the fairway, green, bunker or water, where is it?" Dug says "Ruff" Barman says "Right f**k this oot ye get, the pair of ye" and the boy says "Naw honestly, he can talk... geez wan mair chance" Boy turns to the dug and says," Right listen you... this is oor last chance or we're getting kicked outa here...World Cup in Mexico 1986...who was in goal for Scotland?" The dug says "Ruff!" Barman says " Right that's it!" and chucks the two of them oot. Boy's sitting on the pavement outside and the dug turns and says to him "Wiz it Jim Leighton?" 32 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustOneCornetto Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 Bought a really smart looking designer jumper on Amazon only thing wrong it was full of static when I wore it.I returned it and they sent an alternative free of charge. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted July 23, 2021 Share Posted July 23, 2021 Not usually one for picture jokes but.. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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