buchan30 Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 after a bitter split with my ex, i am going to attempt to build bridges with her.we work beside each other at a construction company. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 I asked my wife if I am the only one she has ever been with. She said yes, all the others were nines and tens. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 VID-20210511-WA0000.mp4 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted May 11, 2021 Share Posted May 11, 2021 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 How many freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two, one to unscrew the lightbulb, the other to hold my penis, i mean ladder. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the lightbulb really has to want to change. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 I recently changed my name to Steppenwolf. I was born Toby Wilde. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 A friend of mine took early retirement from gynecology but still works one day a month to keep his hand in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boot Agent Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 How many Irish men would ye ask to change yer light bulb? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 How many Irish men would ye ask to change yer light bulb?Two, to be sure? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 7 minutes ago, Boot Agent said: How many Irish men would ye ask to change yer light bulb? I would just do it myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 My wife came back from the gynecologist, I asked how she got on, she said, I got the thumbs up. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 Gynaecologists, eh? Always poking their nose into other people's business. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 My next door neighbour is a gynaecologist. Yesterday he redecorated his lobby through the letterbox. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 My wife left me because of my addiction to touching pasta. Now I’m feeling cannelloni... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 Why was i sacked from my job as a gynaecologist?I’d rather not go into it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dysartrovers Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 Why did the gynaecologist always have a wet nose?Because he was short sighted 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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