Jimbo Jagsfan Posted March 23, 2021 Share Posted March 23, 2021 Woman's husband has just passed away. She goes into the local newspaper office to put a death notice in the paper. She hands the receptionist a piece of paper, and on it is written: Jock Reid, Peterheid, Deid. The receptionist says that she can have up to seven words, but she has only used four. The woman has a think, and writes on the piece of paper, and hands it back. Jock Reid, Peterheid, Deid, Volvo for sale. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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johnnydun Posted March 24, 2021 Share Posted March 24, 2021 23 hours ago, Jimbo Jagsfan said: Woman's husband has just passed away. She goes into the local newspaper office to put a death notice in the paper. She hands the receptionist a piece of paper, and on it is written: Jock Reid, Peterheid, Deid. The receptionist says that she can have up to seven words, but she has only used four. The woman has a think, and writes on the piece of paper, and hands it back. Jock Reid, Peterheid, Deid, Volvo for sale. Good Auld Hector! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Arch Stanton Posted March 31, 2021 Share Posted March 31, 2021 At Freshers Week at Uni I joined The Fisting Club. I wasn't really into it, I just wanted to widen the circle of my friends. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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