Elric Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 I can proove to you I'm sighkick. Right now you're thinking: "this guy can't spell". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 (edited) Only in Donegal - wonder if they have a diving shop Edited February 18, 2021 by Old Diamond 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 On 18/02/2021 at 09:37, Elric said: Everyone is catching on to the joke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted February 20, 2021 Share Posted February 20, 2021 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted February 20, 2021 Share Posted February 20, 2021 I got my wife a slinky dress for Christmas. She looks great coming down the stairs. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted February 20, 2021 Share Posted February 20, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leewood Posted February 20, 2021 Share Posted February 20, 2021 I was born a boy. Now I'm a man. However, according to Tesco's sticky toffee pudding label, I am a family of 4. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leewood Posted February 20, 2021 Share Posted February 20, 2021 I've been teaching my dog to beg. It's going well, and today he came home with 35 pounds and 50 pence! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 I'm training my dog to be a locksmith. Yesterday I gave him a boot up the arse and he made a bolt for the door. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 Early images from the Perseverance lander seem to indicate that there is life on Mars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiepiemuncher Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 Early images from the Perseverance lander seem to indicate that there is life on Mars.Intelligent life at that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 As we left the restaurant, she kissed me and said, "We should have dinner again." "No thanks," I replied, "I'm full." 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 I've lost loads of weight just by wearing bread on my head. It's a loaf hat diet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 22, 2021 Share Posted February 22, 2021 . 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leewood Posted February 22, 2021 Share Posted February 22, 2021 My girlfriend just told me that I'm pretty. Well, the whole sentence was "you're pretty fukin annoying", but I like to focus on the positive 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 Lost footage from the film 'A Clockwork Orange' has been discovered. Originally Alex and his droogs were even crazier than in the final version, but Stanley Kubrick decided to tone down their behaviour. The footage also helps explain the film's title... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 Velcro—what a rip-off! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 24, 2021 Share Posted February 24, 2021 7 hours ago, GordonD said: Lost footage from the film 'A Clockwork Orange' has been discovered. Originally Alex and his droogs were even crazier than in the final version, but Stanley Kubrick decided to tone down their behaviour. The footage also helps explain the film's title... Airdrie's new strip? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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