GordonD Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 15 hours ago, BillyAnchor said: News station tells it like it is Count to 1 Million thread for this pish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 23 hours ago, Robin.Hood said: My wife kicked me out because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. But don't worry, I'll return. I stole this and posted it on another group. Somebody actually replied with You mean "I'll be back". 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Tourette Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 A young lad goes into a florist the day before Valentines Day. Florist- “Good morning sir. Can I help you?”Lad- “I want to buy some flowers”Florist- “Certainly, do you know what it is you’re after?”Lad- “Ma hole” 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Is blowjob one word, or is it blow-job ?? I fucking hate writing Valentine cards. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erih Shtrep Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 What's the best thing about fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 4 hours ago, hearthammer said: Is blowjob one word, or is it blow-job ?? I fucking hate writing Valentine cards. What a nice offer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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philpy Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 What's Sting's favourite mobile deal?? Sim only, sim only, sim only 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 VID-20210215-WA0003.mp4 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 . 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Robin.Hood Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 Can’t believe it’s Pancake Day already, that totally crêped up on me. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 3 hours ago, Robin.Hood said: Can’t believe it’s Pancake Day already, that totally crêped up on me. Feels a bit flat this year. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiffRaff Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 5 hours ago, Robin.Hood said: Can’t believe it’s Pancake Day already, that totally crêped up on me. I really couldn't give a toss about pancake day. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leewood Posted February 16, 2021 Share Posted February 16, 2021 I saw an old guy with a fishing rod outside my local pub, sitting fishing in a puddle. He looked so cold! So I said to him to come in to warm up a bit and I'd buy him a drink. As we sipped our double whiskeys, I thought I'd just humour him a bit. So i asked "How many have you caught today then?" He replied, "Well, your the 8th one, so far!". 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 When you wake up with a hangover next to a woman and you have a bit of string hanging out of the corner of your mouth and pray it's a teabag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 So.... The doctor's going round the hospital beds checking up on the patients. He picks up the notes from Jimmy's bed, and tells him he has some good news and some bad news. Okay, says Jimmy, I can take it, what's the bad news? We're going to have to amputate both your feet, says the doc, I'm afraid, they'll both have to come off. Oh my god, says Jimmy, so what's the good news? Well, says the doc, see that guy over there in the bed opposite? Yes, what about him, says Jimmy. He wants to buy your shoes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 13 hours ago, Bishop Briggs said: Is that Anfield? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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