GordonD Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 18 hours ago, NewBornBairn said: What did the drummer name his three daughters? Presumably he had three daughters because he couldn't get the hang of the rhythm method. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 28 minutes ago, GordonD said: Presumably he had three daughters because he couldn't get the hang of the rhythm method. Trish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 It took me ages to think of the actor who played Templeton Peck in the A team. It was Dirk Benedict. It's good to put a name to the Face! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 Yer da posted this on WhatsApp. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinkle Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 Whats 6 inches long and wont be getting sucked this Valentines Day? Captain Tom Moores inhaler... 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 (edited) And on the same theme... Edited February 5, 2021 by Old Diamond 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 Sick jokes thread for much of this pish -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 I went to see a faith healer's show but it was so boring even the guy in the wheelchair got up and walked out halfway through 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 I went to see a faith healer's show but it was so boring even the guy in the wheelchair got up and walked out halfway through 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 6, 2021 Share Posted February 6, 2021 1 hour ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: You know I'd just waste it all on Scottish Lower League football.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishBhoy Posted February 6, 2021 Share Posted February 6, 2021 Applied for a new job during the week there, what I thought was a full time position. The recruitment agency are just off the phone, they’ve asked what I think about doing some voluntary work... I said I wouldn’t do that if you paid me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leewood Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 A busty blonde girl had heard that milk baths would make her really beautiful. So She ordered 60 pints of milk to be delivered. When the delivery man read the order he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 6 pints, so knocked on her door to clarify the point. The blonde girl answered the door and the guy asked her "Did you really mean 60 pints or was it 6 pints? The girl said: I want 60 pints. I'm going to fill my bath up with milk and take a milk bath. "Pasteurized?" he asks She replies: "No. Just up to my tits. Then I can splash it all over my face! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 A busty blonde girl had heard that milk baths would make her really beautiful. So She ordered 60 pints of milk to be delivered. When the delivery man read the order he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 6 pints, so knocked on her door to clarify the point. The blonde girl answered the door and the guy asked her "Did you really mean 60 pints or was it 6 pints? The girl said: I want 60 pints. I'm going to fill my bath up with milk and take a milk bath. "Pasteurized?" he asks She replies: "No. Just up to my tits. Then I can splash it all over my face! Benny Hill “Ernie” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 8 hours ago, Raidernation said: Benny Hill “Ernie” And it was old even then. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 2 hours ago, GordonD said: And it was old even then. And not funny, even then. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mantis Posted February 7, 2021 Share Posted February 7, 2021 12 hours ago, GordonD said: And it was old even then. And he went across to Ernie’s cart and he didn’t half kick his ‘orse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted February 8, 2021 Share Posted February 8, 2021 2 hours ago, The Mantis said: And he went across to Ernie’s cart and he didn’t half kick his ‘orse. Who’s name was Trigger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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