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Duszek Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 (edited) Wife: You still haven't done those dishes. Me: For Christ's sake change the subject. Wife: Those dishes still haven't been done by you. Otherwise, I've heard people who wash cardigans at high temperatures are a tight-knit community. Edited January 22, 2021 by Duszek edit 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Leewood Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 I was looking at online betting today, and they had an Odds Boost on. So I had a bet on 3 horses, that were named "Sunshine", "Moonlight" and "Good times". As usual, lost my money as none of them won. I thought, Oh Don't blame it on Sunshine Don't blame it on Moonlight Don't blame it on Good times I'll Just Blame it on the bookie! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 From the latest Private Eye 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Sweaty Morph Posted January 25, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted January 25, 2021 The missus just called me a sex machine. Well, "fucking tool" was her exact wording, but I knew what she meant. 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leewood Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 Why doesn't James Bond fart in bed ? Because, it would blow his cover. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leewood Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 A Man walks into a bar.... Lucky b*****d! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BillyAnchor Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 Frank Lampard on his sacking from Chelsea:- Friends and family are everything,” said the former midfielder. “When I got home, John Terry was already there comforting Christine on the couch. Not sure how he heard the news so quickly, but they were both red-faced and breathless with emotion.” 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Leewood Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 A man got a text message from his neighbour one day. It read “Hey im sorry i had to tell you like this, but i have been using your wife for months now” The furious husband went round to confront the neighbour but got no answer, so sent a threatening text back A couple of hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying “Calm down mate, I've only been using your wifi” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 What did the drummer name his three daughters? Spoiler Anna1 Spoiler Anna2 Spoiler Anna1234 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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