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Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 Actors agent: You have to play a man that's been married for 30 years. Actor: I was hoping for a speaking part. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Robin.Hood Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Why have the government told pirates to stay at home and self isolate? The Aarrrrrrrrrr number is too high. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jacksgranda Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 (edited) A Polish World War 2 fighter ace was giving a talk at a girls' school. "There were two fockers behind me, two fockers above me and two fockers below me", he told his audience. The headmistress jumped up and said, "Fockers were a type of German plane, girls." "Ja, and these fockers were Messerschmitts." Edited January 16, 2021 by Jacksgranda Sleppnig 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tamthebam Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 1 hour ago, BillyAnchor said: How do sperm banks calculate your interest? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: How do sperm banks calculate your interest? Thinking about all the money that has slipped through my fingers 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 8 hours ago, tamthebam said: How do sperm banks calculate your interest? By how long you take to make a deposit? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 Are there sperm banks that AREN'T private? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 (edited) 4 hours ago, GordonD said: Are there sperm banks that AREN'T private? Yer maw! Edited January 18, 2021 by tamthebam better joke thought of after posting 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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