tamthebam Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 That gag hit a bum note with beefybake 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefybake Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 Ah, right. ( Goes off to sit in the corner ). 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 When you got that joke, did it make your whole week? 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Raven said: When you got that joke, did it make your whole week? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 I was talking with a posh Perthshire mate of mine who is certain that someone is trying to poach his prize stag. He explained that the chief suspect is a Muslim cleric “Iman after your own hart” I replied 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 ...a posh Perthshire...[emoji38] Hands down the funniest thing I've read on this thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 [emoji38] Hands down the funniest thing I've read on this thread. Not quite the positive feedback I anticipated but I’ll take it anyway 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 [emoji38] Hands down the funniest thing I've read on this thread. Oof... You clearly don't get out much 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 1 hour ago, John Lambies Doos said: 7 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: Hands down the funniest thing I've read on this thread. Oof... You clearly don't get out much To be fair most of it's pretty crap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Oof... You clearly don't get out much 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 To be fair most of it's pretty crap.Most of the posts here aren't even jokes anymore, it's just things which are mildly amusing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 Lads, just wanted to take a minute to wish you a very merry Christmas and a happy year, most of all good health! These days people don't spend much time or thought on some personal words to their friends and family, they just copy and paste some random message and send it on. So after all we've been though together this year I want to thank you for your friendship and wish you a happy and fulfilling 2018 - you’re the best gymnastics group anyone could ask for. Best wishes, Helen 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 59 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said: Lads, just wanted to take a minute to wish you a very merry Christmas and a happy year, most of all good health! These days people don't spend much time or thought on some personal words to their friends and family, they just copy and paste some random message and send it on. So after all we've been though together this year I want to thank you for your friendship and wish you a happy and fulfilling 2018 - you’re the best gymnastics group anyone could ask for. Best wishes, Helen So a ballerina walks into a barre... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nae Union Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 What do all the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve when the boy reindeer are out with santa? Spoiler They go in to town and blow a few bucks! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 11 minutes ago, The_Kincardine said: So a ballerina walks into a barre... I hope it wasn't an iron barre? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 I hope it wasn't an iron barre?Nah, you're thinking of 90's American figure skaters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 Really need to watch what i am doing with the drink today.Last year at Christmas i started drinking advocate in the morning and after that, things just snowballed. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 Elton John phoned me last night to ask "Do you want to buy my Rolls Royce?" I asked "What reg?" He said "DO YOU WANT TO BUY MY ROLLS ROYCE?" 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 Bloke gets wrecked on desert island, he’s the only one on there. Next day someone else gets wrecked there and it turns out to be a woman. Bloke goes down to say hello and finds out it’s Michelle Pfeiffer. He thinks, fantastic, I’m in here, and she says, “There’s just the two of us here, how about we make this a friendly and a physical relationship?” He thinks, bloody hell, that’s marvellous that, stranded on a desert island, having it off with Michelle Pfeiffer. So he’s doing this for about two or three days, and he says to her, “You couldn’t put a false moustache on, could you, draw it out of the embers of the fire, then put this hat on and let me call you Frank?” She thinks it’s a bit weird but agrees anyway, puts the hat and moustache on and says, “Hey, it’s me, Frank, how you doing?” And he turns around and says, “Hey Frank, you’ll never guess who I’m shaggin’…” 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taurus Posted December 26, 2020 Share Posted December 26, 2020 3 hours ago, tongue_tied_danny said: Bloke gets wrecked on desert island, he’s the only one on there. Next day someone else gets wrecked there and it turns out to be a woman. Bloke goes down to say hello and finds out it’s Michelle Pfeiffer. He thinks, fantastic, I’m in here, and she says, “There’s just the two of us here, how about we make this a friendly and a physical relationship?” He thinks, bloody hell, that’s marvellous that, stranded on a desert island, having it off with Michelle Pfeiffer. So he’s doing this for about two or three days, and he says to her, “You couldn’t put a false moustache on, could you, draw it out of the embers of the fire, then put this hat on and let me call you Frank?” She thinks it’s a bit weird but agrees anyway, puts the hat and moustache on and says, “Hey, it’s me, Frank, how you doing?” And he turns around and says, “Hey Frank, you’ll never guess who I’m shaggin’…” AYE 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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