Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted December 12, 2020 Share Posted December 12, 2020 Transphobia isn’t ok dude. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 Big John Wayne was having a couple of beers in a local saloon. When he came out he was dismayed to find his horse had disappeared. He shouted to some of the locals at the top of his voice : "I'M GONNA GO BACK INTO THAT BAR FOR ONE MORE BEER. I'LL BE OUT IN 5 MINUTES AND IF MY HORSE IS NOT HERE, WHAT HAPPENED IN ARIZONA IS GONNA HAPPEN HERE ALL OVER AGAIN". He goes back into the saloon, and good as his word comes out in 5 minutes. His horse is back in its place. As he mounts the horse, one of the locals asks : Say John, what happened in Arizona? "I had to fucking walk home" was the reply. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 The Lone Ranger and Tonto ride into town and go into the saloon. However, the bartender glares at Tonto and says, "We don't serve his kind in here!" The Lone Ranger is about to argue the point but Tonto says, "It okay, Kemo Sabe. Tonto not mind waiting outside." (Actually Tonto spoke perfect English but was afraid that would cause even more trouble so felt it safer to play the stereotype.) Unfortunately it was a cold day, so to keep warm he starts jogging up and down the street. In the saloon, the Lone Ranger is drinking his sarsaparilla (well, he's not going to touch alcohol) when a man comes in and says, "Hey, somebody's left his Injun running outside!" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 13, 2020 Share Posted December 13, 2020 The Lone Ranger and Tonto have ridden into a box canyon and are surrounded by hostile indians, cutting off their escape route.. The Lone Ranger says "Looks like we're in a spot of bother, Tonto". "What do you mean 'we', White Man?" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefybake Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 On 12/12/2020 at 23:57, Theroadlesstravelled said: Transphobia isn’t ok dude. Given some of the stuff you've posted on here, might be an idea to examine the moat in your own eye. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 1 minute ago, beefybake said: Given some of the stuff you've posted on here, might be an idea to examine the moat in your own eye. Mote. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefybake Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: Mote. Yeah.., I must have been reading too much about Warren Buffett recently, and his fascination with moats. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 21 minutes ago, beefybake said: Yeah.., I must have been reading too much about Warren Buffett recently, and his fascination with moats. Has he cornered the moat market? Water guy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 Joseph and Mary are at bethlehem. They have to make an Xmas conference call but they can't. There is no zoom at the Inn. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 14, 2020 Share Posted December 14, 2020 2 hours ago, beefybake said: Given some of the stuff you've posted on here, might be an idea to examine the moat in your own eye. Is he crying? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 The answer to the appearance of these strange monoliths in parts of the world has now been revealed! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted December 15, 2020 Share Posted December 15, 2020 I was in Tesco with 2 full trollies when a little old lady stood behind me at the checkout. She only had a pint of milk so I said, "Is that all you've got? "She replied, "Yes." So I did the decent thing & told her, "If I were you I'd f**k off to another till. I'm gonna be ages!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 16, 2020 Share Posted December 16, 2020 My wife said she was tired of me impersonating a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 Wid! 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 A man buys a self-lubricating vagina and wraps it to give to his wife. His wife opens it and asks him what he expects her to do with it? He says "Teach it to cook then f**k off". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted December 17, 2020 Share Posted December 17, 2020 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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