DeeTillEhDeh Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Ninewells hospital have been heading up research into treatments that help Covid patients. In the latest study, they put a woman on a 100% pasta diet. Unfortunately it didn't macaroni better. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oscar P Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 58 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: Ninewells hospital have been heading up research into treatments that help Covid patients. In the latest study, they put a woman on a 100% pasta diet. Unfortunately it didn't macaroni better. Maybe it helped reduce her carbonara footprint though. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 1 hour ago, NewBornBairn said: Ninewells hospital have been heading up research into treatments that help Covid patients. In the latest study, they put a woman on a 100% pasta diet. Unfortunately it didn't macaroni better. 22 minutes ago, Oscar P said: Maybe it helped reduce her carbonara footprint though. Sheesh. It took me 3 reads of these shite puns until the penne dropped. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Sheesh. It took me 3 reads of these shite puns until the penne dropped.These puns are getting pasta joke. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 14 minutes ago, DeeTillEhDeh said: On 24/11/2020 at 01:26, The_Kincardine said: Sheesh. It took me 3 reads of these shite puns until the penne dropped. These puns are getting pasta joke. Any more of this and I'll be sending for my Latvian hit-man friend. Yup, RigaToni coming for you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beefybake Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 2 hours ago, Bishop Briggs said: Is he the actor who once said to Sophia Loren... " God, I want to ***k you..." And she replied... "Well, if you do, and I find out, there's going to be trouble..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 (edited) 15 minutes ago, beefybake said: Is he the actor who once said to Sophia Loren... " God, I want to ***k you..." And she replied... "Well, if you do, and I find out, there's going to be trouble..." Never heard that one but, if so, he would have been called Nick Nackered. Edited November 25, 2020 by Bishop Briggs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 Shirley? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 11 hours ago, beefybake said: Is he the actor who once said to Sophia Loren... " God, I want to ***k you..." And she replied... "Well, if you do, and I find out, there's going to be trouble..." Apparently he walked in when she was having a shower and got a crack on the head. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenkay Posted November 26, 2020 Share Posted November 26, 2020 I ate a kids meal in MacDonalds yesterday. His mum was really fukin angry! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenkay Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 I thought my wife was testing me when she asked, "Do you prefer a sexy pretty woman or an intelligent woman?" So I replied, " Neither, I'm quite happy with you!".... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 My mate was chatting up an Olympic sprinter the other night. I thought "he's trying to pull a fast one.." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 A man was arrested for stealing helium balloons, police held him for a while then let him go. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 On 27/11/2020 at 23:14, Tenkay said: I thought my wife was testing me when she asked, "Do you prefer a sexy pretty woman or an intelligent woman?" So I replied, " Neither, I'm quite happy with you!".... And then you woke up in casualty! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Robin.Hood said: A man was arrested for stealing helium balloons, police held him for a while then let him go. His two mates were arrested for stealing a car battery and some fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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