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A Russian man walks up to the Georgian border near Stepantsminda.

Border guard: "Name?"
Man: "Ilya Sergeivich Mozyakin"
BG: "Date of birth?"
Man: "March the thirteenth nineteen seventy-four."
BG: "Place of birth?"
Man: "Khimki, Moscow oblast."
BG: "Occupation?"
Man: "No, just visiting."

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14 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said:

A Russian man walks up to the Georgian border near Stepantsminda.

Border guard: "Name?"
Man: "Ilya Sergeivich Mozyakin"
BG: "Date of birth?"
Man: "March the thirteenth nineteen seventy-four."
BG: "Place of birth?"
Man: "Khimki, Moscow oblast."
BG: "Occupation?"
Man: "No, just visiting."

I'd just like to say that joke is not very funny. Can I go now?

P.S. Heard a while back that the Russians were moving the border fence a couple of yards every night. Enough to really piss off the Georgians and the local farmers but not enough to be called an invasion. Not sure if that's still going on.

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4 hours ago, welshbairn said:

I'd just like to say that joke is not very funny. Can I go now?

P.S. Heard a while back that the Russians were moving the border fence a couple of yards every night. Enough to really piss off the Georgians and the local farmers but not enough to be called an invasion. Not sure if that's still going on.

Boney M put it well:

Oh those Russians..

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