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Theroadlesstravelled Posted July 26, 2020 Share Posted July 26, 2020 Why can’t you tell socialists a joke? Because not everyone will get it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tamthebam Posted July 29, 2020 Share Posted July 29, 2020 2 hours ago, Tenkay said: Knock Knock Who's There? Isobel Isobel who? Is the bell no working, I've been stood here for a minute or two The man who invented the door knocker won the Nobell Prize. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 29, 2020 Share Posted July 29, 2020 Did the man who invented the drawing board get it right first time? If not, what did he go back to? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted July 29, 2020 Share Posted July 29, 2020 Took my Rottweiler to the vet as he was cross eyed. The vets picks him up, checks him over and says “hmmm, I’m sorry I’m going to have to put him down”, “just because he’s cross eyed?” I asked. “No” he replied “he’s too fucking heavy”. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 29, 2020 Share Posted July 29, 2020 What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenkay Posted July 30, 2020 Share Posted July 30, 2020 We have a bird of prey that only dances to 80's music at night. Our Kestrel manoeuvres in the dark. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clockwork Posted July 31, 2020 Share Posted July 31, 2020 How did a young Estée Lauder get ‘up the duff’? Max Factor. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AL-FFC Posted August 1, 2020 Share Posted August 1, 2020 Just bought 8 legs of venison for 60 quid, is that 2 deer ? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Play Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 My mate‘s a bit inexperienced in the dating game but he finally thought he’d found his perfect partner. He’s only been going out with her for 2 weeks but everything was going great until last night. After looking through her knicker drawer he found a nurses uniform, a French maids outfit and a police uniform. He binned the poor woman on the spot. Reckoned if she can’t hold down a job she’s not the one for him. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 VID-20200802-WA0000.mp4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenkay Posted August 3, 2020 Share Posted August 3, 2020 My wife just told me she has broken her satnav and wants £150 to buy a new one. I thought, No. She can get lost. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 5 years ago. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Many happy returns to Mr Eastwood, California. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenkay Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 I went to the local Library's BBQ evening... A few of us got Shushhhh Kebabs. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenkay Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 (edited) Archeologists have discovered more of King Arthur's Knights of the round table! The Knight Who: Wandered around the table - Sir Cumferance. Jumped out from Hiding - Sir Prise! The Carpenter / D.I.Y man - Sir Cular saw Inspected buildings - Sir Veyor Hungover - Sair Heid Edited August 6, 2020 by Tenkay 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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