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5 minutes ago, hearthammer said:

This one has passed me by, i'm afraid.  What am i missing ??   See this getting auld thing  ?? 

I'm assuming it's a Sonic reference, but actually having the flat hedgepig in the shot would have been better.

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A man goes to the doctors and says: "Doctor, there's seems to be a piece of lettuce sticking oot my bum".

So the Doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him.

The man asks, "is it serious?"  the doctor replies, "I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of an Iceberg".

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This one has passed me by, i'm afraid.  What am i missing ??   See this getting auld thing  ?? 
Tbf, my brother took 10 minutes to get it. He wasn't one for playing computer games though. If you never played Sonic you won't get it but as Mr X has said, it was out 30 years ago [emoji38]
I'm assuming it's a Sonic reference, but actually having the flat hedgepig in the shot would have been better.
If there was a picture of a hedgehog in it it wouldn't be a joke. It'd be a picture of a dead hedgehog with the caption "I just found a dead hedgehog". If folk don't get the joke the now, they sure as hell wouldn't get it with a hedgehog in the picture!
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7 minutes ago, Tenkay said:

A man goes to the doctors and says: "Doctor, there's seems to be a piece of lettuce sticking oot my bum".

So the Doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him.

The man asks, "is it serious?"  the doctor replies, "I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of an Iceberg".

old man GIF

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A couple in their nineties

are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things   down to help them remember...

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair, 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.


'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'

'Sure.'

'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.

'No, I can remember it.'

'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?'

He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'

'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.

Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'

Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment. 'Where's my toast?'



 

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