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Tenkay Posted July 14, 2020 Share Posted July 14, 2020 If anyone would like a list of all the famous Bugs Bunny quotes, I can send it to you as a WhatsApp doc. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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IainMorton Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 The man that invented the windowsill has died today. He was a ledge. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bishop Briggs Posted July 15, 2020 Share Posted July 15, 2020 I was shocked by this photo. The woman with the kid in the trolley is not wearing a mask! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hearthammer Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 13 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: . This one has passed me by, i'm afraid. What am i missing ?? See this getting auld thing ?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 5 minutes ago, hearthammer said: This one has passed me by, i'm afraid. What am i missing ?? See this getting auld thing ?? I'm assuming it's a Sonic reference, but actually having the flat hedgepig in the shot would have been better. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 3 minutes ago, WhiteRoseKillie said: I'm assuming it's a Sonic reference, but actually having the flat hedgepig in the shot would have been better. Thanks, but i'm still none the wiser. Kids and their current humour, eh ?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 I'm assuming it's a Sonic reference, but actually having the flat hedgepig in the shot would have been better.No it wouldn't! Sonic doesnt end up flattened, he carries on and leaves behind a bunch of rings... that's the joke 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 Thanks, but i'm still none the wiser. Kids and their current humour, eh ??Sonic is nearly 30 years old 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenkay Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 A man goes to the doctors and says: "Doctor, there's seems to be a piece of lettuce sticking oot my bum". So the Doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him. The man asks, "is it serious?" the doctor replies, "I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of an Iceberg". 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 This one has passed me by, i'm afraid. What am i missing ?? See this getting auld thing ?? Tbf, my brother took 10 minutes to get it. He wasn't one for playing computer games though. If you never played Sonic you won't get it but as Mr X has said, it was out 30 years ago [emoji38] I'm assuming it's a Sonic reference, but actually having the flat hedgepig in the shot would have been better.If there was a picture of a hedgehog in it it wouldn't be a joke. It'd be a picture of a dead hedgehog with the caption "I just found a dead hedgehog". If folk don't get the joke the now, they sure as hell wouldn't get it with a hedgehog in the picture! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted July 16, 2020 Share Posted July 16, 2020 7 minutes ago, Tenkay said: A man goes to the doctors and says: "Doctor, there's seems to be a piece of lettuce sticking oot my bum". So the Doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him. The man asks, "is it serious?" the doctor replies, "I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of an Iceberg". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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hearthammer Posted July 17, 2020 Share Posted July 17, 2020 Men !! Do You Have Hair ?? Try Alpacin - German engineering for your hair. Vorsprung Durch Deadnits 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted July 18, 2020 Share Posted July 18, 2020 A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember... Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair, 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks. 'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?' 'Sure.' 'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks. 'No, I can remember it.' 'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?' He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.' 'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks. Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!' Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment. 'Where's my toast?' 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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