Bold Rover Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 31 minutes ago, hearthammer said: I believe it's time for all these puns to be curdailed. Whey too soon for that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 (edited) My girlfriend just dumped me as she said all I do is talk about football. I’m heartbroken, we were together for 7 seasons. Edited June 30, 2020 by IainMorton 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Nae Union Posted July 1, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted July 1, 2020 How do you think the unthinkable? Spoiler With an itheberg! 24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 (edited) Tried to upload something, but struggling. Will try again Edited July 1, 2020 by hearthammer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ICTJohnboy Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 5 minutes ago, hearthammer said: Worth waiting for, HH 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 22 hours ago, ICTJohnboy said: Worth waiting for, HH Surprised i missed it - BIG team found 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tamthebam Posted July 5, 2020 Share Posted July 5, 2020 9 hours ago, hearthammer said: Is that not a photo of the decking in Rod Hull's back garden.. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 13 hours ago, tamthebam said: Is that not a photo of the decking in Rod Hull's back garden.. Wouldn't it be his face that was on it? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 8 minutes ago, GordonD said: Wouldn't it be his face that was on it? In the immortal words of Billy Connolly on Parkinson -" If that bird comes anywhere near me, I'll break its neck and your bloody arm" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Diamond Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 A young Paisley woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Clyde. But just before she could throw herself from the Erskine Bridge, a handsome young man stopped her. "You have so much to live for," said the man. "I'm a sailor, and we are off to America tomorrow. I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and I'll keep you happy." With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to the States, the woman accepted. That night the sailor picked her up in a Taxi and after a short trip brought her aboard and hid her in a small but comfortable compartment in the hold. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches, some water, and stayed with her until dawn. Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection. "What are you doing here?" asked the captain. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she replied, truthfully. "He brings me food and I get a free trip to the USA ." "I see," the captain said. Her conscience got the best of her and she added, "Plus, to be honest, he's been screwing me." "He certainly has," replied the captain. "This is the Arran Ferry ." 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 6, 2020 Share Posted July 6, 2020 4 hours ago, GordonD said: Wouldn't it be his face that was on it? No, Emu was fixing the aerial and Rod was supervising him There's always someone somewhere with a big nose who knows... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 VID-20200705-WA0000.mp4 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenkay Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 Why did everyone run out when Bill Gates farted in the Apple store? Because they didn’t have any Windows! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 (edited) I once went out with a girl who had a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else at the same time. Edited July 7, 2020 by IainMorton 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 I see the prosphetic limb shop in town has changed hands again. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 7, 2020 Share Posted July 7, 2020 1 minute ago, philpy said: I see the prosphetic limb shop in town has changed hands again. Have you seen the parking? It'll cost you an arm and a leg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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