Bishop Briggs Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 My fever is getting worse. But my coughing is a little better. My kids went to the climate change rally in Bristol. And caught the fucking virus off Greta. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 Just a heads up, if you receive an email from the Department of Health telling you not to eat tinned pork due to the Coronavirus outbreak, ignore it. It's spam. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooseLee Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 (edited) What's Stevie wonder's fav colour? Corduroy. What do you call a girl that doesn't take the pill? Ma! Edited March 28, 2020 by HooseLee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiepiemuncher Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 We need to keep far from each other and avoid catching the virus from others' coughs. So if anyone approaches you just tell them to far cough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooseLee Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Stolen from another site and not sure if it's already been posted here. Man walks into a florist, goes up to the counter and says 'I'd like to buy a big bunch of flowers for my girlfriend.' 'Certainly sir, what is it you are after?' 'Ma hole!' 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 VID-20200326-WA0020.mp4 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 NSFW going to have to up their game given what I watch these days at 'work'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Tammy Wynette has recorded o new version of an old hit to raise money for her local hospitals - Don't Stand By Your Man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BishopLenBrennan Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 A landlord is cleaning up his pub one night after kicking out time. He hears a knock at the door, and opens the door to a homeless man. The homeless guy asks if he has a toothpick. The landlord is confused, but gets a toothpick, gives it to the homeless man and goes back to cleaning up. A few minutes later there is another knock at the door, and a second homeless man is at the door. Again, he asks for a toothpick. The landlord is again confused, but hands over the toothpick and goes back to his cleaning. A few minutes later, there is another knock at the door. He answers the door and sees a third homeless man standing there. The landlord says 'let me guess, you want a toothpick'. The homeless guy says no and asks for a straw instead. The landlord asks 'why do you want a straw?'. The homeless guy replies 'someone's been sick outside and all of the good bits are already gone'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Nice shrubbery. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Nice shrubbery.Ni!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted March 31, 2020 Share Posted March 31, 2020 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office : I will find you, you have my Word! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 (It's been a few weeks since this one was posted) To the old guy in the mobility scooter who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide but you can't run! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office : I will find you, you have my Word! You Excel at those kind of jokes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted April 2, 2020 Share Posted April 2, 2020 I believe he has access to more unfortunately 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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